PHOTOSHOP DISASTERS GREATEST HITS
Monthly Archives: March 2008
Stealing the preview images instead: $0
Seeing the watermark on your finished, printed artwork: priceless
Art Director: Don’t worry! She old!
Designer: So I can just make any bizarre body shape and it will be OK?
Art Director: Who care! She old!
Designer: Look! Her head is like 200% too big! And where is her waist?
Art Director: Hello? Are you still working on that?
Edit: For those of you who like less terseness, here’s the blow-by-blow!
- Surely statuesque Sigourney would have a head on top of her neck, rather than next to it.
- Ewww! Web hands!
- This is just awful. It’s as if the designer, exhausted from airbrushing the fake arm in had no idea how to end it and just gave up.
- What’s with the huge hand?
I would have put in #5 Sigourney’s blurred-out shoulder, but the
other blunders kind of crowded it out.
Sorry for the small size; this
is the largest image I could find.
Props to the super Photoshop Girl.
Courtesy Darren Barefoot.
Edit: For the sake of the unbelievers, it turns out that that issue of Maxim uses the same image inside the magazine, without the crackectomy.