Meet Trillian Astra, which is a piece of software that has lots of interoperability, dynamic user profiles, strawberry-flavored web integration and, of particular interest to us, profoundly awful artwork.
Thanks to K3v!
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Thanks to K3v!
It’s neither bad-enough-to-look-deliberate, nor good-enough-to-not-appear-on-photoshopdisasters. Bigger version here.
Edit: Belated thanks to Señorita Puri, mea culpa!
Thanks to Adam, AlecSky, Alexis, Red7ine, and a whole bunch more people. You guys rock!
Bigger version here.
Thanks to Eric! Original is here.
Thanks to Mike in Stuttgart.

If you can’t see the awfulness, ask yourself if Jessica Alba looks as though she is even in the same room as Dane Cook.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in; bigger version is here.