Monthly Archives: May 2008

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Ouch: Look Mom No Legs!

Posted on 31 May by Vernon
Unfortunately the text means “your purchase could be free”, when it could have been “half off” or “our prices are freakish” or “if we cut any more off we’d endanger major organs.”

Joining me on the road to hell: Guillermo Espertino!

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Daily Fail: What Is Your Major Malfunction?

Posted on 30 May by Vernon
The Daily Mail is essentially the UK equivalent of Fox News and Michelle Malkin. It features numerous pieces complaining about immigration, foreigners, Europe, how everything is hopelessly awful, etc.

If it had any good old British blood of steel in its newsprint-veins of justice it would do something about the terrible Photoshopping that is undermining that great nations sense of pride in its media. After all, didn’t Churchill once say (continued on page 97).

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Hastily (and blurrily) fixed version is here.

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GTA4: How Many Fingers?

Posted on 27 May by Vernon
Grand Theft Auto IV is a new video game in which you score points by meeting sexually suggestive women and running them over repeatedly in a burning SUV while they tell you their life story and how they happen to have six fingers.

Unbelievably detailed discussion at neogaf. Thanks to Brittany S!

Reader Captions:

“Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.” (watch The Princess Bride) by Anonymous

DON’T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE SIX-FINGERED PROSTITUTES, THEY NEED LOVIN’ TOO! By Sam

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