Daily Archives: May 7, 2008

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How To Cheat In Photoshop By Reason Of Mental Illness

Posted on 7 May by Vernon
Believe it or not, this cover isn’t a photograph! The book includes lessons on:
  • Adding rough borders to cutouts
  • Making people look as though they are an assemblage of pasted parts
  • Shadows solve everything
  • Necks are unimportant
  • It is photorealistic if you close your eyes

Thanks to Andy C. If you don’t believe the book is real, Amazon.uk has it here.

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Bob Megleren: I’m Sure No One Noticed

Posted on 7 May by Vernon
This is the back of a bus in Bergen, Norway. Bob Megleren is some sort of realtor there. Be very careful if he asks if you have enough living space.

Unnerving translation: “We are ready… with 60 years experience… Bob Megleren – that’s why.”

Thanks to Ank!

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