Photographer: I just can’t help noticing that – uh – thing on your bosom.
Model: I put concealer on it, did’nie.
Photographer: They ‘aven’t made a concealer wot can conceal that darling. David bleeding Copperfield can’t make that disappear.
Model: Well, can’t you like photochop it aht?
Photographer: Well, we’ll ‘ave to, though I have to say, we do suck at Photoshop.

Thanks to Mark Van Ee. Original is here.