In a move sure to surprise her fans, Gwyneth Paltrow has had her head removed and replaced with one twice as large. Paltrow, 36, waved to well-wishers as she left the GQ Photo Desk where the operation had taken place.

“I’ve always been interested in being an optical illusion” said the unnervingly disproportionate Iron Man star as she struggled to support her new giant cranium with her floppy limbs. “Beauty to me is being comfortable in your giant head.”

Thanks to Brit!