Art Director: Oi, have you comped those three birds together for that Reservoir Evil cover?
PS Grunt: Wot? Is impossible! The lighting is all different and stuff.
Art Director: Well that is wot Photoshop is for, you tard.
PS Grunt: Oh. Yes! I will make it totally different!
Art Director: And don’t make her look like she has eaten all the pies!
PS Grunt: Ha ha, as if.

Thanks to Mike G.