The Sun is a British tabloid that represents – to the point of parody – the darker side of the human psyche, and has portrayed women in various states of undress for forty years or so.

Which might lead you to expect of them at least some passing familiarity with the female anatomy. Some smattering of understanding of the golden ratios of head, arm and breast. Some inkling that women, even botox-drenched page 3 slappers, have a set of proportions that our art and culture has recognized since the time of da Vinci.

Ha ha, just kidding, the Sun is lame at Photoshop.

Thanks to Aaron L!