¹⁷ “As for Photoshop” the LORD continued, thou shalt not allow heavy pixelation for pixelation is detestable ¹⁸ And thee who might be having trouble cropping, shouldst thou push aspect ratios greater than 20% or so, thou shalt be stoned to death, for that is an abomination.

Original begat here.

[Edit: Original has apparently been cast out]