
#1: Your voting machine inexplicably floats away.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in. Original is here!

#1: Your voting machine inexplicably floats away.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in. Original is here!

Ah yes, marketing bras to the flat-chested by painting in some cleavage. Brilliant.
Thanks to bride of lister! Original is here.

Obviously the description – No one will know unless you tell them. Shhhhhhh – assumes that everyone who sees you is regularly ingesting LSD.
Thanks to Sherri! Original is here.

Original is here; thanks to Sebastian!

Beyonce Rider
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Please make sure these are ready before Beyonce arrives.
1. 3 bottles Evian water, chilled
2. Fresh cut flowers
3. Surgical team with limb reattachment experience
Original was an ad on young black and fabulous. Thanks to Amani!

I say I say I say, my “brown-skinned terrorist” has no nose!
What what what? No nose you say? How does he smell?
I don’t know, but McCain looks Palin comparison!
Thanks to Rob! Original is here!

I usually feel that comedy movies get something of a free pass when it comes to Photoshop. The standard I’d expect from Vogue doesn’t really apply to them.
However, I don’t think I’m being unreasonable when I say that there has to be a certain point where you have to say “This is abysmal. The hopeless inadequacy of your work is insulting to even the stupidest people. Please stop now.”
Thanks to Victor, original is here!

To: Art Dept
From: sparry@marieclaire.com
Subject: Excellent retouching! You didn’t miss a thing!
Thanks to Grom!