I usually feel that comedy movies get something of a free pass when it comes to Photoshop. The standard I'd expect from Vogue doesn't really apply to them.
However, I don't think I'm being unreasonable when I say that there has to be a certain point where you have to say "This is abysmal. The hopeless inadequacy of your work is insulting to even the stupidest people. Please stop now."
Thanks to Victor, original is here!
63 comments:
I do not get this one
Oh good lord. Oh god.
Oh my! I totally ♥ you!
The girls look like south park characters, and the skyline is absolutely amazing.
Not even saying anything about the atrocity of the women, look at the airplanes on the left.
It appears to be a movie about two stupid girls. One of them is an art director
P.S. The movie poster is just as bad, if not worse.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Blonde_and_blonder.jpg
I saw this at the video store a while back but was sans camera. It is so bizarre looking!
The best part is that if you turn it over and look at the pictures on the back they clearly used the same picture of Pam Anderson and switched out the body again. Like there aren't enough pictures of her for some variety.
I love how the airplane at the gate is only several feet from the runway. And the planes colliding?
So bad XDD. Love the commentary.
I have to agree that the poster is worse.
So many things wrong, but I'll take the shadows (all of them) as the worse offense.
I thought that's How Pamela and Denise really look.
you gotta love the smoke! At least they tried...sorta.
Agreed. The movie poster is even worse:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Blonde_and_blonder.jpg
Well never mind, it doesn't seem to provide enough space for me to post an entire link.
What the... I am at a loss for words at the horribleness of everything in both this picture and the movie poster. What idiot...? The car doesn't even have a back end in the movie poster! Baaaaaah! /Raving Rabbid
This has to be one of the worst, ever! It's just a trainwreck, I can't look away...
It's the same dress, just flipped. And the weird little wrists coming from the sleeves? Ew.
I'll take a wild guess that the photoshopping is of a similar standard to the film.
I think the characters in the movie did the box art.
It gets even stranger... Amazon.com has yet another version of the cover:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513FEshG5zL._SS500_.jpg
They would make good bobblehead dolls.
From the looks of those bobbleheads i would say that the movie is an all-brainer.
Worst and Worster
That's pretty darn bad.
HAHA the planes in the background! were they drawn by a 4th grader?
this really is an embarrassment. everything about it is amateur
OH GOD!
and the movie poster is so terrible as well, here's the link again coz flmumbs didn't work for me
http://www.impawards.com/2007/posters/blonde_and_blonder.jpg
same bodies again but a different head on Pammy.
how do you live with yourself after creating such a monstrosity?
Oh dear god there's more:
http://tinyurl.com/6d2qka
You can try and try, but you can't smudge away the fail.
Seen it before, perhaps on Photoshop Failures :P
Wow, back in May too: http://photoshopfail.blogspot.com/2008/05/blonde-and-blonder.html
This is one of the worst things ever featured here, and yet there are STILL people complaining. Yeah, jayce, we know it's been noticed before, the movie came out almost a year ago.
Jayce, that site a blatant ripoff. Stop moaning you tard.
I have to agree though, this is one of the worst PS disasters ever put on here.
/em facepalm
It's a trainwreck alright.
hum, does Denis Richards have an adam's apple ? yuk !
Maybe they hired the actresses to do the photoshop work? ;-)
pamela's got some wonky knee thing happening. That kneecap is off by about 10cm. eek.
Chripes. Someone needs to get their money back.
what the...
omg...
who does something like that!?
this is horrible!!!
Christ, look at the "smoke" between those airplanes in the background!
Please tell me someone got fired for this. And beaten up.
Wow... I'm just... looking at this and... wow.
All I can think is maybe someone was going for some look? Like this was a style? Even if it's bad?
Okay, it's probably just bad.
Wow.
They could change the name of the movie to Blunt and Blunter
a definite fail
It's as if it never occured to the producer to have a promotional photo shoot during the filming.
Then again, maybe he was asked the question "Don't you think we should have a promotional photo shoot for the movie?" and his answers were one of the following:
"Why commit any more of this to film? I just want to forget this movie ever happened."
"Nah. My 14-year-old nephew has a pirated copy of Photoshop. He'll do the promo work for free."
"Were we making a movie?"
Hahaha that's just ridiculous. Although, I'm surprised no one has raised the possibility that it was intentionally done. Doesn't seem beyond the realm of reason - does look like a stupid/silly movie..
Gotta love the smoke :)
Doesn't look bad enough to be on purpose. Finally! an epic disaster!
Furthermore, judging by the shades of their hair colors and their position L&R, the movie should probably be renamed to "Blonde and Less-Blonde" as the chick on the right is more of a light brunette! ;P ;P
oh my god. there are so many things wrong with that I keep hoping I am drunk - its the only thing that would cause my eyesight to do these things.
Yeah, the airplanes are awful, but I'm more worried about their KNEES.
What really staggers me is: why does it need to be 'shopped at all? They actually HAVE HIRED ACTRESSES to be in the film. It's a MOVIE. Why not just get the actresses to POSE together?
I may be the only person in the world to admit to having watched this movie--or at least the first 20 minutes of it, which was all I could stand.
It is as bad as the box art featured here would indicate.
well it's art comapred to this on - http://doiop.com/6lipd3
hahah jeez!!! LOVE the lighting--- NOT! And the whole background ZOMG
Is anything real in this picture. I don't think so.
same dress, reverse image!
i guess it is really a no-brainer as the tag line said
I´m inclined to belive that this was actually a botched attempt at caricature. Nothing that horrible can be completly unintentional.
Those weirdly twisted bodies and exaggerated propotions actually remind me a lot of the late Jack Davies´s art in Mad magazine. If the photoshopper only had the guts to warp the faces the same way he warps the bodies, this could have been hilarious, and it IS supposed to be a comedy after all.
It's a no-brainer. Of course.
Pamela Anderson and the other blonde just ODed on plastic surgery and got these incredible 2d arms because that's the fashion nowadays. Duh. Stupid blog.
:)
Adding to everything else wrong with the thing, look at the horizon: the girls are either giants or floating above the ground.
Simple! The movie was shot (and killed, hopefully) in the uncanny valley!
The disaster is that the arms from the shoulders don't match the arms that go in the back.
Frankly, this is surreal.
A cross between Disney, and America's Goriest Surgical Procedures.
Frightening.
Post a Comment