1. Jessica Alba really is pinhead, usually uses concealer
2. Had to resize body to hide naked Terry Richardson in background
3. Photographer using fairground mirror
4. Image is ‘before’ image for diet plan
5. Little known side-effect of Campari: microcephaly
6. Retoucher about to quit anyway
7. Applied too much Preparation H
8. Original image featured bizarre decapitated Alba; this was a compromise
9. Shapeshifting aliens not that good at proportions
10. Witchdoctor on set mightily pissed off

Thanks to Mari! Original is here!