Ana slipped on the $48 billion dollar watch and sensed the almost palpable sparkles of the gold and diamond. Without moving, she put her tennis bat behind her head and made a sexy expression at the photographer. She had made it to the top of the game – the game of Kings – and still no one had discovered her secret – that her arms were in fact made of wet noodle. She did her best low-grade-porn expression as the photographer clicked away, totally unaware that she had no bones in her arm and it was all floppy and stuff.
Original is here! Thanks to Lou!