Fleishman Hillard: Unparalleled Dental Plan

Fleishman Hillard PSD
Welcome to Fleishman-Hillard where our team of attackbots will savagely tear the flesh from your bones whilst looking down upon you with the withering dull gaze of a stoned mountain lion. Munch munch munch go the teeth! Crunch crunch crunch go the bones!

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52 comments:

Elizabeth said...

He looks vampiric.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic said...

I think he wants a kiss.

David said...

I can't decide who made the worse job. Looks like it was the teeth, or the skin. Lose-lose for Dave, then.

Russ said...

It's common knowledge that Dave Senay was a victim of the Great Bleach Factory Explosion of '98. Another fail for PsD. Can I unsubscribe now?

Al said...

Why So Serioussss?!

Jon said...

they spent time fixing his teeth why didnt they do something about the unibrow.

Morgan said...

great bleach explosion lulz.

That is terrible.

Windypundit said...

"The boss thinks the picture makes his teeth look yellow. Can you whiten them up just a bit?...Okay, just a little more...a little more...more...just a smidge more...a little more..."

Thomas Westgard said...

It appears that the prominent dentition is real, although the copy-paper coloration is not. Here's one from a French source, where dark taupe teeth are more socially acceptable:
photo

Sherrie said...

I can't believe they bleached his teeth, but didn't fix his unibrow.

773 said...

I think you'll find that Dave does have genuinely white teeth, as this photo from a recent conference talk shows.

Jérem' said...

OMG! this can't be real! isn't it a manual delivered with photoshoop?

Joe said...

Why so serious?

The Mushroom said...

Those Colgate Whitening Strips are working for you, Dave? :-D

verification: modulin - which rhymes with maudlin.

krtecek007 said...

more like rabbit than vampire

Will Kemp said...

If they were going to give him teeth, why didn't they extend the grin to the edges of his mouth? It's impossible to open the middle of your mouth like that while keeping the edges clamped firmly shut!

Capitaine Nemo said...

In french, the phonetic sound of "Hillard" is the same than the french word "hilare" which means... hilarious :)
Exactly the problem he's suffering...

auntynicky said...

What Windypundit said.

Not that this isn't a PSD, but there may also have been some designer bluff calling going on. A colleague was once asked to remove a client's double chins in a photo. He really overdid it, to the point where the guy was a face stuck on a tube of skin, hoping the client would realise how bloody weird it looked - but he loved it!

Jim said...

Forget the teeth and the unibrow.

Why is the top of his head repeated? He has two foreheads.

filifjonkajee said...

I think, he's a rabbit )

Jahz said...

(why so serious) lol ^^

morgedoid said...

google Dave Senay in Images and you'll see his teeth are like that.

wv : mismsi

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Travis said...

not a very good PsD. Quality is better then quantity. Next time wait to post an image that is truly a Disaster.

adler said...

so he looks like a vampire when photoshopped or laike a werewolf when not. tough choice.

oh, and btw, this blog sucks this is not a disaster how do i unsubscribe blah blah blah blahbbity blah.

Miq-Tak said...

I see no reason at all they'd want to mess with his teeth. None whatsoever.

http://pov.fleishman.com/wp-content/gallery/30-days-in-asia/30daysasia_1_0.jpg

rob-t-firefly said...

Sssssssssssssmokin'!!!

tim maguire said...

I wonder how bad his real teeth are that they had to do this. And what is with all the Joker smiles? They seem to be everywhere.

sTeFaNnIe said...

Just this: Ewwwwww!

Keith said...

Come on Guys. Google this guy. Those are is real teeth. Not a photoshop problem, a genetic problem.

eugene said...

Not a photoshop disaster.
Yet another bad post.

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The Sophisticate's Diary said...

"Blue Cheer washes so white you can see the difference!"

They must have branched out from detergent into toothpaste.

Macabri said...

Dude, if they were going to waste time fixing the teeth, why not fix the rest of his face. Eesh.

Anno said...

He looks like Howard Dean.

Monica said...

Jack Nicolson Joker look alike
lmfao

Monica said...

He looks normal in the about page
http://www.fleishman-hillard.com/who-we-are/bios/dave-senay.html

Sparrow said...

I think he washes him teeth with vanish O2 power !!!

Max whitening

The Fairy said...

If he really looks like that he has my sympathies.

ed said...

Charles Gibsons smile is fair game, go ahead and slap it on this joker. No I don't mean Joker! doh!

Lauren said...

He seems to have very sharp teeth. Obviously he played the vampire in "Salem's Lot" but wanted to retire but keep most of his vampire teeth. Yum... blood... toothpaste...

Lauren said...

His teeth look sharp. He obviously was the vampire in "Salem's Lot" who went into retirement but wanted to keep most of his vampire teeth. Yum... blood-flavored toothpaste...

Jennifer M said...

but you missed the other photo on the same page:

http://www.fleishman.com/images/WhatIsThePointOfImpact.jpg

What is the point of impact? When your gelatinous head hits the BLUR tool.

Cory said...

Cheetos!

tvy7 said...
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Brian said...

It's the bemused look of a fleishman who's seen his prey

La Matina said...

Dave's teeth are fine. And he is decent looking guy in person. He is a brilliant PR person and a great boss. He could buy and sell all of you - but he'd have a laugh at it too. Please excoriate some asshole who deserves it.

blogward said...

"...where exceptionally talented people do the best work of their lives!"

OR ELSE.

skweeds said...

ha ha, I used to hang out at Hillard's house when I was a little kid... once he got mad at me because I found his collection of miniature erotic statues.

Emma said...

La Matina doesn't get it - it's the picture, not the guy we're laughing at! Oh my God, I just cried with laughter, the bit about stoned mountain lions had the tears streaming down my face.

tvy7 said...

My DAD is awesome! Love you pops:)