Obviously Heidi Klum managed to offend whoever is AD of GQ Germany, to the extent that she finds herself transformed into a cross between the Joker and a sausage, sitting on a huge piece of licorice while her toes desperately look for guidance.
Original is here! Thanks to Dirk!
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Oh, GAWD! D:
First stage of a stroke, methinks... with what that face going lopsided and the body a deathly grey.
yuck. she looks like she's about to take a poop. Something's wrong with her skin color, they photoshopped her skin tone to hell...
Stop trying so hard, Heidi Klum, we get it, you think you're hot.
I'm not sure this body belonged to any person at any point in time...
As my two-year-old daughter said, peeking over my shoulder: "Look! She pooping in there!"
maybe that's intended...
they ask on the cover: "Heid Klum so sexy wie nie?" that means about: "Heidi Klum never sexier?"
...
What amazes me, is how they did this image PERFECTLY in two dimensions, it's really hard taking a picture of a 3d object and make it 2d, props to the designer/retoucher. FAIL PSD!!!
*sarcasmoff*
Her toes frighten me. Also she's the color of lunchmeat.
Scene: emergency room.
Doc1: "She's flatlining! They've completely drained her living essence!"
Doc2: *gets paddles ready*
CLEAR!
*fatoomsh*
bip-bip-bip-biiiiiiiiip
Doc1: "Darnit! We lost her!"
Doc2: *cranks paddles to eleven*
CLEAR!!!!!
*FATOOMSH!*
bip-bip-biiiiiiiiiiiiiip
Doc1: "Don't beat yourself up, you did everything you could."
haha! shadow fail, cleavage fail, bicep fail, oh man the list goes on...
There are worse inside the magazine itself - perhaps it's a new artistic movement?
Sausage?
That's the wurst kind of Photoshop!
I am so sorry.
I dunno. Bodily distortion and death masks seem to be cool with models. I can even imagine HK saying that was a good job. Fashion is a weird weird business.
Still, I don't feel lucky.
Making her look like a Warhol screen print is one thing, but my (least) favourite aspect of this fail is that shadow. It looks like it might have a life of its own.
"I see dead people."
Her body looks like a tree trunk covered in sheer pantyhose. Scary!
I love how her butt is clearly not touching that cylinder she's "sitting" on. A genuine disaster!
Oh my god, its the Joker's Wife!
Robert
I actually don't have much of a problem with this picture. Heidi Klum is a beautiful woman that bad photo manipulation cannot destroy.
It's a photoshop disaster if for no other reason than they took a celebrity and changed her to the point of making her unrecognizable, and therefore unable to sell this magazine with her image.
Looking at her pose I think she wasn't even sitting when the photo was made, my guess is she was lying on her side. Hence the frivolous toes and buttocks clearly not touching anything.
And yes, her face looks quite appaling, like she wanted to bite somebodys head off or something. Look at her eyes, that's not happiness in them.
Pshaw, PSD FAIL, it is SO obviously an homage to that song by the President's of the United States, "Everybody Wants to Be Naked & Famous & Airbrushed to Death, Squatting Over a Big Black Bucket of Wrong"
@Gwinna
If I'm honest, I can barely recognise any celebrity in a magazine, once the make up and air brushing has been done. They all seem to turn into the same bland person.
i just want to signal a photoshop disaster here
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(not specular reflection)
About the skin color: My guess is that they took the photo in B&W and then photocopied it several times (or used a PS filter to simulate the photocopy effect) and then colored it in PS.
Anyway, is a disaster since this coloring can be done nicely.
And, if you still think it isn't a PSD, look at the shadow.
"Myyy Preeeeessshhuuuuuussssssss"!
if people that pull this kind of crap work have jobs at big magazines, why am i stuck at a studio in the middle of nowhere, working on room-sets? WTF is up with this business?
WV: mutti
I think she's made of porcelain.
Pretty ironic that the text on the cover page says "Do we err or is Heidi Klum as sexy as she's never been before?".
OMG! have you gone to the Original link and clicked on the "right" arrow to look at the rest of the images of her?
image #3 of 21 (her in the purple bra and panties)
What the hell is going on with her thighs?
And her face looks like it was worked over with a meat tenderizer!
verification ounde
It's not a PSD. YOU try and get a corpse ready for a nude photo shoot.
She looks like a vienna sausage.
That's an insult to Vienna sausages everywhere...
Would you grow up ? With Photoshop that's easy !
http://nsa05.casimages.com/img/2009/03/03/090303091237916149.jpg
lol !
What is going on with the toes? How many feet are down there, anyway? After the off-center smile, the toes are the most disturbing thing about this cover.
The face actually looks like its a candid from an event, like a premiere or something, then they just tacked it onto a random naked body. Like they put that same Jessica Simpson head on any posters for movies she does now.
What on earth is going on in her elbow region???
And whoever Photoshopped this knows nothing about womens' breasts (in addition to many other things). That crazy elongated torso makes her boobs in the right spot in relation to her waist, but waaay too low in relation to her head/shoulders.
@WileyCoyote: I don't know, I think the lacy lingerie/Winged Victory of Samothrace/ bondage theme (#9) works pretty well.
Anyway, perhaps this is not a Photoshop fail, just cultural crossed wires. Has it occurred to you that this might just be what Germans find sexy?
@S: pleeeeeaaaaase! NO!
now i'm not surprised anymore that she always picks the wonkiest fpr "germany's next topmodel". the pics they take of the girls in that show would look good in my granny's bedroom...!
maybe heidi's brain region for aesthetics have been damaged by eating too much low fat yoghurt coloured winegum...
Maybeit is an allusion for Patrick Nagel look?
We don't have time to dip her in watered down plaster. eh, just bring her skin tone up to about 6 units off the background white and we'll be fine. I don't want anything resembling flesh. Ya got that? and lets bump the teeth size up by a factor of 0.8. yeah there ya go. perfect.
She looks like the back end of a bus.
Heidi Klum is just a super woman - beautiful and successful. And even after so many years and their children. Hardly anyone knows that she does not just advertising for the famous perfume, but even offered its own perfume. Particularly ingenious is the series me by Heidi Klum smell - great and does not cost so much time.
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