To be fair, this is Jenna Jameson after she was run over by twelve buses.
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Jenna Jameson: Artbreaker
To be fair, this is Jenna Jameson after she was run over by twelve buses.
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yay
oh dear
nobody will notice. they won't be that familiar with her anatomy just let loose.
I feel like such a church lady, because I am so not familiar with her anatomy. Either that or I am really effing straight.
Perhaps a more enlightened folk (horny pornologists) will mayhap point out what is wrong for the unintelligent ones (read: me)?
Extra long arm, awkward hand position holding the bottle, extra long torso, super thin body...
They went all out on that chick!
s t r e t c h !
Yeah, she's also auditioning for the part of Elastigirl in that live-action version of The Incredibles they're making. Or not.
I think this is the first time I've seen a celebrity's boobs shopped to look smaller. Or maybe they just left the breast the same and stretched out the rest of her.
Although I wouldn't say this is an accurate representation of Ms Jameson, it is actually a closer approximation of what a human woman looks like. Certainly more attractive than the boner... sorry, BONA fide article.
But I think the real disaster here is that she's launching a perfume. I shudder to imagine what (or indeed who) it reeks of.
No more airbrushed than she is in her day-to-day existance, frankly.
Long arm is long.
She also has no butt.
Really - where do those legs go? To what are they attached, under that skirt?
I think the biggest disaster to that image is the way her face connects to her neck... it looks disconnected.
That is one awkward position.
her face looks like a mask
I read the description of the fragrance. Horrible grammar. I would not trust buying any of that stuff online.
the hand holding the perfume doesn't connect to the arm...
I started counting distinct things that were wrong with this and I got to 10 then gave up. At least the WHOLE picture is ruined, not just a little part???
"A sensual eau-de-toilet featuring musk distilled from the perianal sweat of captive sex-hounds with a high-note reminiscent of day-old jizz harvested from the socks of pubescent shoolboys."
On that page they removed the top of her skull.
Chainsaw Dismemberment!
http://www.heartbreakerbyjenna.com/product_info.php?products_id=34
She looks like a zombie with those eyes.. and that weird ass floaty floaty hair. The angle of her body makes her looks like an old granny too - "oh dearie, help me pick up my cat. No, the other one."
The Sophisticate's Diary said...
"A sensual eau-de-toilet featuring musk distilled from the perianal sweat of captive sex-hounds with a high-note reminiscent of day-old jizz harvested from the socks of pubescent shoolboys."
You win at the internet. :)
Looks great!
Actually, she really does look like that. Not in the "oh this isn't a photoshop disaster" sense of the word. She really got thin and went downhill. She also got her implants removed adding to the "rail thin" appearance. It's just creepy.
However, the awful job with the fragrance in her hand is inexcusable.
wv: fatuate
Jenna Jameson was having a perfectly ordinary day. Sure, she felt a little stretched, but that tends to happen in the modeling biz. Then suddenly, her ear began migrating backwards towards her occipital lobe. When last seen, it dropped down her 'shopped Six Flags water-slide of a back, ran off, and announced a solo career.
It's funny how people can look different with their clothes ON...
This is actually pretty much what she looks like these days. This photo is actually the *best* I've seen her look in a while: http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0805/irl.celebrity.indy.500.picks/images/jenna-jameson.jpg
She is very thin and gaunt these days (usually more gaunt than the photo above), and she does have freakishly long arms.
Not that there isn't some questionable photoshopping going on here. But she doesn't look any weirder overall than she always does.
It should be called 'Come To Me' then people could say 'it doesn't smell like cum...to me'
Good one David. I was thinking the next Tim Burton movie.
I can hardly tell the PSD because she already looks so haggard in reality. This is really sad. She used to be such a hot woman and now it's all plastic surgery and skin and bones. X(
or maybe it was the cocaine diet, what do I know. This ain't the Jenna I used to watch videos of, lemme put it that way.
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PSD, yes. As in Plastic Surgery Disaster.
Really - where do those legs go? To what are they attached, under that skirt?
Given that it's Jenna Jameson, you can find the answer to your question in as much full-color detail as you care to watch.
To all my fellow retards. Clearly she was posing on the floor, and the idiot art director decided to flip her and add that bottle to her "hand." Rotate the image if you can to see what it looked like before they fukked it up. Disaster to the max!
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