Ninja Cheerleaders: Give Me An F

Ninja Cheerleaders PSD
Not really a disaster, seeing as how Hollywood's cheerleader genre is a semi-abstract poetic form of cinema with little emphasis on the physique of it's characters. In Bizarro World.

Thanks to Megan! Original is here!
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37 comments:

Deaf Indian Muslim Anarchist! said...

the movie just looks bad. bad acting, bad story, and dumb bimbos. what more can you ask for?

Fifi LeBeouff said...

bad

Owretchedman said...

The middle woman looks like she has "Timmy" legs.



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jeffrey M. said...

looks like chickie in the middle dislocated her left shoulder. the blood flow looks constricted too judging by the paleness compared to the rest of her.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic said...

I reviewed a movie about cheerleaders recently.

I wish it ad been this one.

Mauricio said...

What do you say about the legs (feet) of the left woman? WTF?

It says I have to have a nickname said...

Owretchedman: I think you're thinking of Jimmy.




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maria said...

wow. the girl on the left has the longest neck ever.

Karen said...

Yikes! They have legs like ogres!

DanH said...

Owretchedman I thought you might have been referring to Timmy from 'Passions'...? Because there is a resemblance in those legs.

crazy-gabrielle said...

Hahahaha, I WANT TO SEE THAT MOVIE!

The Sophisticate's Diary said...

The most grotesque sextet of legs I have ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on.
The middle pair has been stricken by dwarfism and the things either side belong to geriatric streetwalkers.

Current Resident said...

So, it looks like this is a PS Disaster because of what they *DIDN'T* do with Photoshop to correct those deformed-looking legs?

Word verification: "comes" eww!

Ryoshi said...

Hey, I have one more brazilian disaster for you.
Just take a loog at this photoshoot for a fashion line:
http://ego.globo.com/Gente/Noticias/0,,MUL1050146-9798,00-SASHA+E+ESTRELA+DE+CATALOGO+DAS+GRIFES+DA+TIA+IRMA+DE+XUXA.html

I believe I don't need to say anything els, right!

Have fun!

tommy57 said...

get rid of the apostrophe on the its before you make it to some English teacher's website.

Istanbul said...

Am I the only one who noticed that the girl on the left has a slight hump on her back?

Bethy said...

And to complete the utter disaster that is this film, we have the not at all famous, TRASHELLE! (TM Real World Season who knows, with a hot tub?)

All My Base said...

Arghh.. double knees!

Megan Ferguson said...

I'm glad the pic ended up being useful ! haha so many bad dvds were on the counter in the corner store.

The middle girls leg is what gets me the most. I wish there was a version without the words so you can see how her foot is front faceing. Dammit that just kills me lol

This is a magic picture. Every time I look at it i see something else wrong lol.

Steven said...

"it's" is a contraction of "it is" and not a possessive like his or hers. check your copy, PsD.

Steve said...

I love your humour, but over here in the UK it's 'its' not 'it's' - confused...you will be :)

fengfk2008 said...

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Kevin said...

Also, the worst movie ever!

Steve said...

I have nothing to say that's not already been said, but thought I'd post to let you know the word verification on this page was 'LARDARSE'...

Saurio said...

Oh, Igor, find me thome thpareth body parthth. I vant make thome teenage mutant ninja cheerleaderth.

Haw haw haw! And they called me crathy!

rafael said...

The left arm of the girl in the center made my eyes bleed. Let's extend it by 50% since we didn't have an actress with a long enough arm.

cyrman said...

the trailer is also a disaster :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE3vZQnAgQk

The_Brain said...

haha le trailer looks really baad.
The movie looks like the script was originally written for a porn movie.

I'd watch it

jedi said...

Actually, the did 'shop it. Apparently the original poster didn't show enough skin:

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7786/1409264040f736fc8c7baj8.jpg

Ash said...

The girl on the left looks like she had another pair of boobs on her back. Or a hump.

Yay for grotequely deformed crowd mood enhancers.

aerdrie said...

I'm struck by how it looks like the middle woman has a nutritional deficiency. Distended belly?

anhishere said...

I thought the disaster was going to be about how the ninjas are holding katanas which are not traditional ninja weapons, but then again, I am a purist... and a nerd.

Michael Devine said...

There's so much wrong with it that no one has even mentioned the chicken(???) or *something* that's where the left girl's hand should be.

gingercurls said...

EW gosh, what the balls...their legs..ugh..that's painful. That's horrible...

Joe | A New Band A Day said...

*instantly adds "Ninja Cheerleaders" to Love Film list*

Odd Consciousness. said...

Triple jointed knees and giraffe necks at will, amongst other unique features. Sexy. lols

minette0813 said...

I watched this movie. It's so bad it's funny