As God is my witness, I swear that my horrifically deformed daughter will one day model for Estee Lauder.
Thanks to Karen! Original is here!
Estee Lauder: Ouch
As God is my witness, I swear that my horrifically deformed daughter will one day model for Estee Lauder.
Thanks to Karen! Original is here!
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Give me back my Picasso!
Call 911
She's got a faulty trapezius.
This is no disaster! My girlfriend can totally do that!
@Ken:
Your girlfriend can make her collarbone disappear?
@ fippss
Her collarbone hasn't disappeared. It's been brutally shoved out of place and above her left shoulder.
And while we're at it, the reflections in the compacts on their page were obviously also done by Mr la Senza below. ((shudder))
So she's got osteomalacia and a tight dress on: PSD Fail!
I'm cancelling my subscription...
Oh that poor girl.
Just like what happened to the girl killed by gold paint in Goldfinger.
I'm no pro...
Did they do something to her top? It just doesn't look right to me (the uneducated)
its just like an escape artist or contortionist...didn't you know? being able to collapse your body on itself is the new black
I broke my collarbone several years ago and it healed overlapping a little, making it a bit shorter. Maybe the same thing happened to her in the extreme!
She looks totally home schooled!
@Throb
Funny enough to make me choke on my tea!
ooooohhhhh..Throb!
sigh...took me a minute to stop laughing...I think we found a new meme. There's the "my girlfriend can do that" and now the home-school one....I mean it's no keyboard cat but still, good for a laugh.
Yeah, thanks for the undieing laugh Throb... just great... lol.
lol @ Throb!
Yeah....collar bones weigh too much...gotta lose some weight for this estee lauder shoot..
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Always very strange. Estee Lauder and other big time cosmetic companies hire the most beautiful women in the world--in this case Carolyn Murphy who has been their face for years--women who are used to looking good for the camera. Then they hire good to great photogaphers for the ads, artists who specialize in shooting ads and editorials for fashion magazines.
Then they have the resulting image screwed up, send it to the magazine and get a print ad looking like this one.
vw: wanti as in "I wanti to vomit after seeing this" Sometimes this is like shooting tuna fish in a barrel.
Maybe she needs more calcium..
@ Throb:
http://patrickstack.com/images/2008/04/a-winner-is-you1.gif
I'm not convinced she was wearing that dress -- any dress, for that matter -- when the picture was shot, either.
Look at the size of her hand!
@ David:
http://www.esteelauder.com/product/images/175x275/1GJP0A_175x275.png
Ha ha ha wow
I wonder if any home-schoolers will ever model for Estee Lauder?
Her left breast implant must be filled with helium.
Throb is full of win, as are home schoolers everywhere!
It must be tricky keeping that dress up with only one shoulder.
Her right armpit must only be an inch away from her right nipple, forming some kind of abominable 'nipplit'.
The site tells us we can "Get The Model Look" shown. My first thought was OMG NOOOO, don't let anyone do that to me!
WV: haginse; as in, When she gets older, that shoulder is gonna give her some serious HAGinse.
Huge shoulder on one side, none on the other, arm attached straight to neck. Skin spray painted gold. daaaaamn. That is BAD.
"Well, I suppose everyone needs a shoulder to cry on, but when you're finished with it, can I have it back, please?"
Is her arm growing out of a vase? Or is that some kind of ginormous, faux cracked bracelet?
They moved her arm in a good 6 inches so that it was visible in the graphic; they sacrificed reality and common sense to create a better composed image.
To be honest, the average Joe wouldn't notice this error if they weren't told there was a problem (I'd bet on it) ... but they also probably wouldn't appreciate the improved composition either ... so they haven't really achieved much.
I thought maybe she'd had a mastectomy, but I guess it just flopped down into her armpit.
I can do that.
They also photoshopped her right boob away.
Her dress looks like a black void. No shadows or highlights, or even fabric folds to be seen!
Susan, I think you need to adjust the contrast on your monitor; there are definitely folds and a slight reflective sheen.
er.. she is also missing an ear...
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