ELF: We Hate You Stupid Customers

ELF PSD
Oh, you wanted her to wear the sunglasses? Really? Eww. What? I have to? Ha ha. Really? Really? Well I think that- Yes, of course. We could just Photoshop them in. No, it will look great. I can have it back to you by end of today. Great! Hello?

Thanks to Candice!
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47 comments:

Miranda said...

lol well this company sells stuff for a buck a pop...so cheap is the order of the day!

loopyloo said...

I thought for a moment that the disaster was her lips, but then, homeschooling will do that to a person.

Fipsl said...

i wish my girlfriend had sunglasses like those.

Chris Genocide said...

get your 2 dimensional ear lobe impaling ice glasses here.

Chaz said...

It's not a PsD...While it may appear that the glasses are impailing her ears, they are not. She's an Elf...and those glasses are situated correctly on top of her pointy ears.

N. said...

lol, poor artist ... it seems the problem was the source material, it was never an easy job :P

Deaf Indian Muslim Anarchist! said...

they couldn't have bothered to put REAL sunglasses on her during the photo shoot????

*shaking my head*

Alissa said...

I'm guessing the alleged free aviator glasses they give you are actually drawn on your face with an eyeliner pencil.

Jg said...

The product collage is a multi-layered disaster, too.

Lord Khyron said...

It's so hard to take a picture with a model with sunglasses? ooooh they probably are dealing with stock pics to low the budget......my god

Steve said...

I don't think I'll buy any of your cosmetic products today, thank you...

Kelseigh said...

I'm more puzzled why a makeup company would want to add sunglasses and cover up her eye makeup.

Nel said...

I think i'l just go and buy some aviators, or take the shortcut and photoshop a pair onto all my pictures, but at least mine would have some type of 2d presence on my face.

gingercurls said...

God, what were they thinking? It's coming out of her ears!

m said...

Hey i photoshoped sunglasses before and im only 17 WTF WTF WTF? ? ? ? ? ! ! !:!:! ! !:? ?

DAmmit why cant i get a job and taht person make a living off of crappy photoshop. This is retarded! F*u#@<
-_-

m said...

Christ almighty tis just pisses me off.
How cant they do it correctly even i can do sunglasses properly and i use gimp.
when ever i see a photoshop i think that the person who did it had too much to drink the night before and forgot that they have to send in an editing to their boss the next morning
ok that didnt make any sense. but yeah. i hate it.

crazy-gabrielle said...

The reason why they didn't just give her real sunglasses is because they use the same photo--sans aviators--for other product ads. Which kind of makes the disaster even worse, but what are you gonna do.

la said...

no more girlfriend jokes pleeeaaaase

Angel D. said...

haha wow- this is the same photo they us at hollywood tans, only without the awesome glasses lol :P i thought the pic itself wasnt too good when i seen it then, but now seeing this its even worst

Chad Schofield said...

Boss: What the fuck were you thinking at the shoot?!! Our poor man's Angelina Jolie looks like a fucking snake!

Soon-to-be-unemployed-Art Director: Don't worry, I have a cunning plan.

toeps said...

http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-4778007-tanned-beauty.php < Original.

Katie Regan said...

Is it normal for lips to be chunky like that?

Muninn said...

Her lips kind of remind me of the chick from Burn Notice... which lead me to believe they aren't PSed in any way, there are just two women with terrible unfortunate genetic mouth configurations in the world.

http://www.brightandearlyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/gab_char_11.jpg

toeps said...

It's Dorien Rose, Dutch "celeb" aka Playmate.

Number said...

Look this pictures, lol!

http://www.melroseplaceblog.com/2009/07/24/melrose-place-untagged-promos/

Maaike Hartjes said...

At least the make up products hide her misformed pulse (see toeps' link).
There's something really strange going on with her arms in the original pic.

The Sophisticate's Diary said...

It doesn't get much worse than that; from the blurred but not blurred foreground to the glasses to the idiotic cut 'n' pasting.
I especially like the word 'free' which would have been optically correct had they not dropped it over the word 'aviator'.

Dia said...

what's so bad about the glasses? I don't like her fingers :)

Paolo said...

almost as bad as the pic on this homepage LMAO!

http://www.mylazysundays.com

Capone said...

SEE
http://community.livejournal.com/ru_glamour/3247638.html#cutid1
3 and 4th pic are PhotoshopDisasters

Carl said...

While you're at it, could you give her one o' them Cindy Crawford moles?

Chrissy Onion said...

"I only buy my makeup from ELF because I want the commercials here to stop. Then one day, an elf bit me and then the company decided to hire me. I hated it there, mainly because of my mexican-lip-transplant that I had to get. And I paid for it. Oh yeah, and they have really bad sushi. Can I go now? I hafta sue them now."

-ELF girl

einah said...

I love the mole/birthmark. I don't know if it's real or photoshopped, but it just looks funny.

Gosun said...

I remember when you could order those from the back of comic books!

http://girlwithbeads.blogspot.com/

WV: Shuctsmo - an exclamation (!) from 'Fiddler On The Roof'

verbatim said...
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verbatim said...

It's almost like they WANT to be found out.

Christine said...
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Christine said...

This is just sad.

Passport Foodie said...

Awesome!

I didn't even have to squint to see the incredibly obvious error. I love people.

Passport Foodie

PinkPanthress said...

No, no, noooo.... My Eyes! D:

Belle Epoque said...

LOL...They must have rushed to plop on those shades because they look crooked...!

Mike Schmidt said...
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BrandãoPassos said...

omg, what a fuck is this?
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Give Me a Penny said...

Hmm. And I suppose the free sunglasses will just be a picture of them? Or maybe they'll Photoshop them onto a picture of you!

elradia said...

-Double facepalm, shaking head-

Ramesha said...

Its because they didn't bother to/have money to employ the model, they just got a photo library to send them something from their archives, but they couldn't find anything appropriate with glasses on it. Haha cheapasses

Jason's Warped TV said...

Wow, I've done better photoshops in 5 minutes. That is really terrible.

http://jasonswarpedtv.blogspot.com