Editor: Run this picture!
Art Desk: Right boss, run the picture with some messing around.
Editor: Wot?
Art Desk: You know, mess around with it in Photoshop.
Editor: No. Just run the picture normally.
Art Desk: Right, run the picture normally.
Editor: Thank you.
Art Desk: …after chopping it up into layers and pasting it back together.
Editor: No, don’t do any Photoshop.
Art Desk: Right. Hardly any Photoshop at all.
Editor: No! No Photoshop!
Art Desk: Whatever you say, boss… Just clip a bit out and move it.
Editor: What?
[continues forever]

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