Rampage: Some Necking And Then A Little Head

Rampage PSD
You can't really call it Photoshop. It's more like Special Photoshop.

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56 comments:

Allen said...

One of the worst photoshop disasters I think you've posted.

Erik said...
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Erik said...

The photoshopper was truly on a rampage here!

softbones said...

Those boobs look comp'ed on as well.

Deaf Indian Muslim Anarchist! said...

her head looks too small!!!

G.H. said...

Dude, boobs don't look like this when your laying on your side. Thats just absurd.

http://confessions-of-a-waitress.blogspot.com/

scascot said...

That's not a neck.

I'm not sure what it is. "Tree-trunk" comes to mind. But it's not a neck.

Farlakes said...

obviously "Rampage" refers to the photoshopper...
Glenn Feron can do that

N. said...

Her double-wide neck is super sexy!

Nathália said...

LoL... very special photoshop! ouch!

amandalikes said...

what is that arm doing? sinking.... bending and plasticised it looks u mmm... yummy. makes me want to buy that underwear so that i too can have my natural beauty enhanced by their product

unMuse said...

They took the short photoshop bus to school...

wv: oustsier

Jeff said...

OK, so some goons couldn't plan ahead enough to know what kinds of shots they want, they couldn't be bothered to shoot in a wide enough variety of shots in case they changed their minds on what kind of shot looks good, so they turned to post processing, which only served to turn the model into a goon?

Twisted said...

Oh my freakin' God!!

I just want at least ONE person to say 'this is not a PhD' and try to justify it! :)

wv: cometing - Surely that girl needs some of it!

Lars said...

@Twisted:

This is not a PSD, she plays middle linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens.

pootpoot said...

"I just want at least ONE person to say 'this is not a PhD'"

This is not a PhD.

and try to justify it!

It's a PSD.

Ha!

:: ultranol :: said...

Man, I agree with the first poster. One of the worst, if not THE worst, Photoshop Disasters ever posted.

tome said...

I wish to complain about this picture, as it's so obvious that no one will get to whine about the blog in comments.

Alessandro Machi said...
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Alessandro Machi said...

I think this link below is the same woman model.

Bar Refaeli Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model

Her neck definitely does not look like it is on a Rampage. (ha ha).

Gabriel Dias said...

@ G.H.
"Dude, boobs don't look like this when your laying on your side. Thats just absurd."

Photoshoped boobies surely do!

Kiyoko said...

lets start calling out the studios/photographers that turn out this garbage.

all you guys were piling on some little guy the other day (retouched breasts onto sweater) but you don't call out the "so-called" professionals when this stuff gets out?

c'mon people name names here!

Kiyoko said...

what makes this even more egregious is that you only need to glance at this for a split second and you are like whaaaaa?

god this is truly awful


and to think there are so little retouching jobs out there now

Steve said...

A potato sack will take care of that.

db said...

her right hand is about rip off the latex mask to reveal...

...something far less hideous

Bryan said...

The girl has a thick neck and stiff boobs in most pictures I've seen.

http://fashionindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bar-refaeli-picture-1.jpg

Comediante said...

Actually, that's VEGETA'S neck when he's dominated by Babidi.

http://www.freewebs.com/majinalex/majin_vegeta22.jpg

Nilpferd said...

It looks like she wasn't even near that bed when the photo was shot.

talesofawellfedgraphicdesigner said...

This isn't a PSD! She just does a lot of neck exercises!

Jerome said...

Everything is weird in this picture...
It's too obvious, is it the expected effect ?

rabbit on the moon said...

That looks gross.

David said...

I think this large version makes a case for "I hate drawing hands" as a tag too - I think that because of the hideous shrunken head it was necessary to slightly extend the back of the right hand holding it up - giving it that hot "flipper" look, even if the fingers are mostly hidden underneath her hair. Truly one of the most atrocious examples of professionally approved retouching ever to appear on here. Kudos.

Twisted said...

@pootpoot:

you got me!

Alex said...

@Unmuse
"They took the short photoshop bus to school..."

Homeschoolers don't ride the school bus, silly!

Sara Martín said...

Her hand is bigger than her head. Im freaking out

Photoxris said...

What the fffffffff.............somewhere there's a newly open position for an art director



wv: basumpe

Bob said...

Yeah, and what's up with that right arm/bicep area *shudder*


wv:wincipsy
Definition: what Windows designers do on new os release day. Wincipsy.

Kasey said...

In the small inset picture she looks like a male bodybuilder. Freaky!

Miranda said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! Tree trunk neck! they really deformed the crap out of her didn't they?

Michael said...

It's like her neck is actually webbed.

The Sophisticate's Diary said...

I'm reminded of the scene in Total Recall where Arnie swells up like a balloon.

Samara Alice said...

beside the obvious, nice shadow on her hips, too.
it's like they have pasted a bed photo on the wall behind her, for a totally fucked up prospective.

JUANO said...

Doesn't the left leg seems a little bit longer than the right one too? :S

lovegoats said...

The drooling teenage commenters on the original site would lose their ardour if she unfolded herself out that bed.

tempjcp said...

I'd hit it

CRash said...

She reminds me of a mutant model/dolphin cross for some reason. I think it's the freakish hand.

But it's quite obvious that her intelligence didn't come from the dolphin side. Those creatures actually have large brains.

myxstew said...

This is for sure a PSD, but no Photoshop were involved!
Instead it's a Plastic Surgery Disaster. Actually this image is taken from the Plastic Surgery Disasters quarterly report. Intended for circulation only among other artists, but somehow it slipped.

Tammi said...

Loved, loved, love the post title to this travesty. Kudos!

geko said...

It looks like JibJab.

tjelsi said...

Oh dear, it's cousin IT from the Adams Family.


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Wapzter said...

She's hot, nice editing with rhis one.

lillerik said...

I'd say the thigh is the worst disaster, it's freakisly long...

magenter1 said...

oh lord what is with that shadow behind her butt? it looks like her ass has a black glow around it. she also had a broken leg and an obvious steroid addiction.

rhinos7 said...

wow that is some awesome boobage. sure they've been retouched, but arguably well done. it's what's behind her underarm (shouldn't be there unless she's laying back on a hard surface, could've been minimized) and incredibly bizarre frankenstein neck I have a severe problem with...

so let's see, let's just take head "A" ah yes fantastic, yes and place it right here atop body "B". the head doesn't match up with the neck? oh no problem just put some hair over it, c'mon deadlines, DEADLINES!! ah yes, that's it, wonderful. PRINT IT!

MS Paint never had it so good.

*Black Rose* said...

Poor thing, they made her do that photo shoot with a severely dislocated right shoulder!

natnkatshow said...

Photoshopped Carina ???

Seriously;;is that Carina ?! O.O