Well... those of you admiring TweakYourCervicalVertebrae's attention to detail regarding human anatomy should put a minute aside to connect to the link and see what they've done to the rules of English grammar. They make the slight alteration above look like Rembrandt.
The address under 'contact us' is Austrian, so I'm guessing the text beneath the picture is a product of Babelfish - it's not really surprising that it's nonsense.
Did anyone read the copy below it? "Since ever human being, hairstyles have been a part of individuality. Each epoche, each culture spent time for various hair style art. The last century showed up a lot of different Hairstyles. For example the bob cut, which initial came up around 1920 and brought a lot of different short hairstyles for women. The perm wave which was first created by Karl Nessler (1906) existed as a prototype with only five curls connected with an energy generator. The first introduction in england was a real hit... " Crazy!
This made my day, or at least the last minutes. Because of the "Cthulhu homeschool girlfriend giraffe!" description, because of the whole site and also the image that tilopruetz found.
How on EARTH could any art director or designer pas this work for publication. THE HAIR - THE NECK! a GCSE art student with 2 minutes photoshop experience could do a better job.
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my friend's home schooled girlfriend's substitute teacher can do that.
yes i would like to tweak my hair please......! OMG!!!! :D LOL
um.....
I actually thought the shaved off breast was the problem...
Well... those of you admiring TweakYourCervicalVertebrae's attention to detail regarding human anatomy should put a minute aside to connect to the link and see what they've done to the rules of English grammar. They make the slight alteration above look like Rembrandt.
Er, my girlfriend can do that.
Lots of love,
Lord Voldemolt
God! it's like the tall alien from close encounters has put a wig on...
because we can't choose a hairstyle unless we know how it will look on us when we're naked and horribly deformed.
Now Photoshop a nice burka to complete the look.
OMG MJ http://www.tweakyourhair.com/hairstyle-gallery.php?showimage=1297 RIP
Ummmmmmmm...
Errrrrrrr...
...No.
wv: restes - in peace, model.
Oh my! Bizarrely nippleless breasts too! Love this blog.
wv: unfunnyshitnoonecaresabout
Man, scoliosis is a bitch.
Oh my god... the paragraph below this image made my inner copy editor demons convulse with rage.
For some reason it reminded me of this
http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=1617
which made me erupt with laugher.
soo many things wrong with this picture...
iick.
http://confessions-of-a-waitress.blogspot.com
Oh my fucking God!!!
This so is the new Black, I tell you! :D
I'll take 2 feet of neck for $500, Alex...
Horrible! Does she have a spine disease?
You think her neck is bad- she has a long blue tongue for snatching her food and she can spit 20 yards.
I wasn't looking at her hair or her neck. What was this picture about?
They have models without hands, too:
http://www.tweakyourhair.com/hairstyle-gallery.php?showimage=1088
@Tilopruetz:
The model HAS a hand. It just happens she is hiding it in a transdimensional mini black hole she has in her breast pocket.
I was browsing another photos at TweakYourHair and, even not so obviously disastrous, many range from bad to was-it-really-necessary use of Photoshop.
Why? Why? Why?
Usually they photoshop breasts INTO the photo.
Someone needs to be taken out back and strung up for this one....oh wait they did and this is what she looked like...AFTER
I'm guessing the "artist" was a fan of the movie _Death Becomes Her_.
Too freaky!
Dude, quit dissing homeschoolers.
Probably the scariest and most haunting picture of the internets. How long have NASA been keeping alien women a secret, anyway?
Giraffe girl.
Seriously dude you need to stop dissing giraffes! It ain't kewl!
The address under 'contact us' is Austrian, so I'm guessing the text beneath the picture is a product of Babelfish - it's not really surprising that it's nonsense.
Did anyone read the copy below it? "Since ever human being, hairstyles have been a part of individuality. Each epoche, each culture spent time for various hair style art. The last century showed up a lot of different Hairstyles. For example the bob cut, which initial came up around 1920 and brought a lot of different short hairstyles for women. The perm wave which was first created by Karl Nessler (1906) existed as a prototype with only five curls connected with an energy generator. The first introduction in england was a real hit... " Crazy!
oh my..and I took their suggestion to find more images in their site... and most of them are freak in some way :0
but we have to considere something: maybe she was one of the "giraffe women" in Thailand :P
Ack, call 911 !
I just read the text everyone is talking about, and my skull imploded.
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This made my day, or at least the last minutes. Because of the "Cthulhu homeschool girlfriend giraffe!" description, because of the whole site and also the image that tilopruetz found.
Dear god.
If Julianne Moore and Plasticman had a daughter, this is what she'd look like.
Mom, dad. Meet my girlfriend. What? Her neck? No, her dad's a giraffe.
How on EARTH could any art director or designer pas this work for publication. THE HAIR - THE NECK! a GCSE art student with 2 minutes photoshop experience could do a better job.
LOL GIRAFFE
Wait...homeschool? Did I miss something? What is that supposed to mean?
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