You see son, the way you distract people from noticing a ridiculously long neck is by adding another model with an even more ridiculously wrong neck. Simple, really.
Thanks to Without!
Make her head bigger than her pelvis! Do it!
Thanks to Aym!
Yeah, rice.
Thanks to Angela!
In case you’re curious, my Gmail inbox looks something like this:
2%: Good tips. Yay!
38%: Incredibly minor mistakes from pornographic Romanian lingerie catalogs (“Look! Her fingernail look strange!”)
25%: “Have you seen this?” tips that link directly back to this blog.
17%: That Curves cereal box, sometimes with a link back to this blog.
5%: Hopelessly inarticulate hate-mail from homeschoolers.
10%: Media requests from journalists who would me like to write their feature for them.
3%: Josh Brolin’s stumpy arm next to Megan Fox’s unlikely waistline.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Bigger version here!
As you know, Transparentes Sichtfeld is German for “this is a placeholder for a transparent window please don’t forget to make it transparent when it goes to print.”
Thanks to Alex!
Yeah, right. Super. Another triumph.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in!
Part of the genius of running this blog is the extensive (and awesome) detective work I get to do. For example, I can tell from the menu-style writing on this picture that it is from Japan. Oh Japan, country of cuckoo clocks and windmills, why are you so enigmatic and mysterious in your art production techniques?
(Thanks to all 2000 people who have been sending this one in all summer.)
The tragic part is that they actually tried to make it into a reflection.
Thanks to Des!
