Brad is not really there, is he? This is what your clothes would look like if you put them in a flatbed scanner. Admittedly you'd need a pretty big scanner in this case - but perhaps it's doll's clothing!? My #1 kudos to this Photoshop operator still goes to the beautiful soft brushed shadow on the shoulders. Gee, I didn't ...
His long tie is obviously compensating for some other shortcoming. By the way, I totally dig the forced perspective... giant head, wide shoulders, narrow waist, microscopic hips...
At the risk of being called slow and dim witted, I don't see the difference in the two photos. Seriously. I've read the comments here and I'm guessing you're saying they flattened out his junk in photo shop, but I don't see the difference from the original to the photo shopped one. Someone explain please.
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the man has no dick?
first!
in other news, awful
he's been jolie rogered...
My Jeans can do that!
He looked great until I scrolled down.
Ahaha! Not to mention see-through legs...
This is a hilarious PSD. Congrats to whoever got paid for this.
WV: rateals. Brad Pitt must have one his pants.
well he has a nice face and I'll bet he has a super personality! Probably just a baby carrot in those pants though.
I don't get it.
*meep*
Brad is not really there, is he?
This is what your clothes would look like if you put them in a flatbed scanner. Admittedly you'd need a pretty big scanner in this case - but perhaps it's doll's clothing!?
My #1 kudos to this Photoshop operator still goes to the beautiful soft brushed shadow on the shoulders. Gee, I didn't ...
This is making my reproductive organs wail in sympathy.
Ow. Owww, ooowww.
Never mind reproductive organs - how long is his tie supposed to be?
Booooo Ralph Lauren, Boooooo! First, the shit-tastic poster, then, whining like a little titty baby. Booooo!
What happened to "there's no such thing as bad publicity?" Well, I guess it doesn't work if your ego has the strength of an eggshell. :P
Sorry someone shrunk Brad's pants...lol
Perhaps he has a wooden leg.
I knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith ..
His long tie is obviously compensating for some other shortcoming. By the way, I totally dig the forced perspective... giant head, wide shoulders, narrow waist, microscopic hips...
aaaRRRG!!! My poor Brad!
He looks like...SpongeBob.
I have a feeling the photographer was standing on a high-chair thus making the perspective. . . a bit odd?
I dunno, im an abstract artist so i had a difficult time figuring this out.
:P
He's probably going to need a wheelchair with a disability like that. I'm guessing he shits into a bag too.
Stop racism now.
My boyfriend can do that.
Unfortunately ...
Actually, his body really does look like that.
I don't get it.
I prefer to imagine Brad with all his appendages. This jean ad has destroyed a major player in my fantasy boyfriend lineup....
Doesn't anybody here know how to spell "Pitiful"?
At the risk of being called slow and dim witted, I don't see the difference in the two photos. Seriously.
I've read the comments here and I'm guessing you're saying they flattened out his junk in photo shop, but I don't see the difference from the original to the photo shopped one. Someone explain please.
"Original" means where the photo was originally spotted on the web, not the original photo before photoshopping it.
@Appleita
LOL
And, seriously, those mini-legs are scaring me.
Brings a whole to meaning to "thigh gap"! LOL
He appears to have some black mold growing on the edges of his shirt as well.
he looks like a cone of ice cream.
The picture is cool and it suits him.
Allure de Star Collection
Anyone notice his tiny thumb?
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