Arrrrr! I lost that leg on the Spanish main, arr, ye scurvy landlubbers. The sea’s a terrible mistress, arr. I’ll keelhaul every man jack one of you ye scurvy scurvers, ye [continues forever]

 
Thanks to Stela!

Reader Captions:

And then there’s her right hand. Thank god it has no bones, otherwise it would have really hurt to stretch and bend it that much. By Brooks

I see two legs there, is she supposed to have three? by Breef