Pro Evolution Soccer – not to be confused with Atheists Will Burn In Hell Soccer – obviously sees some sort of competitive advantage in shorter, stumpier legs for players. Who are we to judge? Oh, right.
Thanks to Emre!
Oh, what a disappointment! So it wasn’t that Messi is good, it’s that all his rivals are crippled! by Nuri
It is called Pro EVOLUTION Soccer for a reason — they are footballers who have evolved into something else. Although they look like pretty awful footballers now they have evolved shorter legs! by Avoura