Galapagos Explorer: Uh huh
What? How dare you impugn that this image is a fabrication! How dare you!
Thanks to AH! Original is here!
Asos: Mayday!
Looks as though someone didn't read the washing instructions.
Thanks to Scott and everyone else who sent this in!
YSL: Craptacular Noodly Appendage
Yes, we get the olde-worlde-tinted-photo schtick. Very nice. What we don't get is the Monty Python-inspired left leg. Is she supposed to be wearing flesh-tone latex pantyhose or something? Is her toe touching the ground in front of her? How come her body throws a shadow but her leg doesn't?
Fun fact: Yves Saint Laurent is a brand of Gucci, a company with revenues of €2.2 billion.
Thanks to Christophe! Original is here!
Azzaro: Stumpy's Last Gig
Arrrrr! I lost that leg
on the Spanish main, arr, ye scurvy landlubbers. The sea's a terrible
mistress, arr. I'll keelhaul every man jack one of you ye scurvy
scurvers, ye [continues forever]
Thanks to Stela!
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And then there's her right hand. Thank god it has no bones, otherwise it would have really hurt to stretch and bend it that much. By Brooks
I see two legs there, is she supposed to have three? by Breef
Microsoft: The Ironing Is Delicious
Microsoft, founder member of the Business Software Alliance, doesn't think that copyright laws apply to itself.
Edit: This is from some static Bing spam; it isn't search results.
Thanks to Alex!
Life & Style: Kardashian Diet Secret Revealed
The heartbreaking aspect of this disaster is that the Kardashian women always seemed quite comfortable being well-upholstered and real. So it's kind of weird that they turn up in Life & Style flaunting a whole bunch of crudely liquified backgrounds and clone-happy body parts.
Thanks to Annie!
Elle: Shoulder Woulda Coulda
In a stunning deconstruction of the neodynamic of consumer culture, Elle magazine reifies the nowness - and overarching implausibility - of Lady Gaga's armpit to emphasize the detachability of her arm and, by implication, the detachment of postmodern modes of avoir-fromage; the stark contrast of one arm literally textualized in comparison with its counterpart - photoshopped to merry hell - provides a dyspeptic vision of modality that itself resonates across [continued p94]
Thanks to maaike and everyone else who sent this in! Bigger version here!
All About Steve: BUT I USED FEATHER!
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- Compensation: $15
Graphis: Undetectable Comping
Let's establish some ground rules here. You can either say a missing reflection is deliberate, or that someone is convincingly boating around in an upturned beach umbrella. You can't have both.
On the other hand, if this is a calculated attempt to get onto PsD then I salute you, sir.
Thanks to Ryan! Original is here!
PES Soccer: World Keepy Uppy Champion
Pro Evolution Soccer - not to be confused with Atheists Will Burn In Hell Soccer - obviously sees some sort of competitive advantage in shorter, stumpier legs for players. Who are we to judge? Oh, right.
Thanks to Emre!
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Oh, what a disappointment! So it wasn't that Messi is good, it's that all his rivals are crippled! by Nuri
It is called Pro EVOLUTION Soccer for a reason -- they are footballers who have evolved into something else. Although they look like pretty awful footballers now they have evolved shorter legs! by Avoura
Adam Lambert: For Your What?
Adam Lambert, who won The Bachelorette or something, has found success despite having one giant shoulder and one tiny shoulder. He covers it up with makeup in real life, but obviously that doesn't work on album covers.
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