Figleaves: Kiiiillll Meeeeeeee

Figleaves PSD
This from the "Sorry for running you down with a steamroller" section.

Thanks to toro! Original is here!
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36 comments:

Omnitarian said...

Each boob has its own unique light source.

a said...

My girlfriend...

St said...

What's wrong with you? This is a magnificent work! The designer managed somehow to completely erase the guy behind, forcing her to pose for the picture!

There's still a trace on the knife on her neck though...

Lua said...

yuck.

adler said...

you're so cruel. she's obviously suffered polio.

kbfenner said...

When she got the boob job, she got the special internal lighting package.

Anakerie said...

The breasts are bad enough, but what the heck happened to her arms???

Kathy said...

Looks like someone punched her in the boob.

jambalie said...

it looks like the scene in death becomes her where her head is on backwards with a bra and navel 'shopped onto it...yeech

Hibryd said...

Come on, I dare someone to say "I don't see the disaster". Effin trolls.

As far as her arms, I am VERY certain her right arm went across the front of her torso originally. If you look at her body where her arm would have been, it looks like it was all cloned in from other areas.

FxFarlakes said...

Boobjob with LED-implants?

Maybe this was photopooped by a blind designer...

Anna said...

what? I don't see a disaster here!!

But I've been in front of the computer for 72 hours - strait. And my vision is a bit... blurry.

WV = Minto, which means "I lie" in portuguese... most interesting WV's this blog's got.

bandthropologist said...

So much terrible has done to those boobs, but instead of feeling thankful that they didn't give her a free augmentation, I just feel confused by it all.

Chris Owens said...

I think the right boob is actually concave.

Murilo Silva said...

WOT DA HECK maaaannn! This is type of things that when you first glance into, you nearly choke with the sandwich you're eating, and really feels to shout "MOTHERF****" real loud.

By the way, is this a promo ad for "Frankstein 3 - surviving a grenade blast at close range", or something?

Trekker4747 said...

Man! This woman is HOT! The sharp, prominent clavicles, the off-center neck, the appearance that her front is actualy her back, and her head is twisted around, the way her body handles light and bends it to its own whim, the way her belly button formed as an after-thought, the stone-out-of-her-mind look in her eyes and face. Beautiful, beautiful woman!

PoCoLoco said...

If it's true what Marilyn Monroe said about 'Imperfection is beauty', then this PSD is drop-dead gorgeous!

cidsa said...

It looks like her entire body has been drawn in.. and not very well.

D said...

Just looking at that hurts.

Luke DeLalio said...

Where to begin on this... her neck isn't in the center of her shoulders, one arm has polio, the other is capable of interdimensional travel and her face looks like Karen Carpenter if she put on a few pounds. Not to mention that she has implants made from radioactive Little Debbie Marshmallow Snowballs.

Amber Cathey said...

Ok, nobody has mentioned it, but I really feel I must. Dude - she has two nipples on her left breast. Seriously, there's a nipple, then, pretty close to it, is ANOTHER nipple. You can't fake a nip. Or, well, obviously you can - and twice! I just don't get why, when they are dinking around with the image, they say to themselves "oh, and let's throw in another nipple! For the children, of course."

wv: conessi. Yup, the cones, or conessi in the Latin, are messed up.

buzz_clik said...

@Omnitarian: Nope, her left breast is actually concave.

WV: behold, the amazing 'reacto'!

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Salihousu Design said...

Wait 100 years and this will be considered as a masterpiece .

Martin said...

No boobs, no arms - it's marbles and sticks!

The Mushroom said...

I'm glad to see the body survived with the left head after removing the parasitic twin.

JJ said...

All this disasters are set up on purpose to distract from the only thing real in this picture:

The extremely dumb facial expression!

Galileo said...

This woman is probably dead from an auto accident. They have tried to re-arrange her broken limbs as best they could, because they had to shoot that picture this day.

leia212000 said...

It looks like her right arm was drawn by Escher.

Which way does the staircase really go? Forward? Back?

I'm so confused.

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Miranda said...

That shit is BUSTED.

Look at her eyes. Dead, or blasted out of her gourd? You be the judge.

I think I'll vote for dead. Look at that mangled body...damn, that's a crime scene right there.

Vincent Vinegar said...

I presume she dropped dead immediately after the photo was taken.

nate said...

her arms are like the charger in left 4 dead 2. i think she is infected!

Fanboy Wife said...

It's an optical illusion: are her breasts concave or convex?

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