Someone needs to be sent on a basic female anatomy course. Unless, of course, this particular woman is half dog, and this is merely the lower set of a total of eight.
The only explanation I can think of is that her navel is a small black hole that is gradually sucking her mass towards it. Either that or the photoshopper is mentally deranged.
it's official ladies - we can stop worrying about how our bodies look - men apparently don't know how they are supposed to look, anyhow! such a relief, really...
I have a question to ask all you sexist "perfection" idiots: why does everyone have to get his or her teeth perfectly aligned to "fix" what ain't wrong?
The tooth - probably just a not so good scan result. And the boobs are not out of place. The high pants and pulled up shirt plus her hands pressing down on the boobs plus the dark clothes all give to a awkward visual effect.
Give it a shot and test yourself. For example the second shot at the source is a good for comparison. Align the photos up - you can use the length from her shoulder to elbow or nose tip to chin to roughly match them up. And then see where the breasts are.
Or where do you expect them to be? Right under her collar bone?
Regarding her teeth, from "http://www.celebritymound.com/which-body-part-does-sports-illustrated-model-jessica-hart-refuse-to-change/"
2009’s “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit stunner Jessica Hart... does have one little “flaw” that is sometimes deemed “too big” for the modeling world.
“I have a big gap in my two front teeth. I did go to the dentist once before I started modeling... to have it closed. He said he would have to snip my gum... [and] have braces for three years, which I thought that was worse than just having the gap,”... “Some people won’t book me because of it and sometimes they close it in post production, but that doesn’t bother me.”
And the boobs are not out of place. The high pants and pulled up shirt plus her hands pressing down on the boobs plus the dark clothes all give to a awkward visual effect.
That and the fact that her boobs are measurably more than halfway down her torso.
I just spent a painful few minutes trying to get mine in the same place as hers, and short of ripping 'em off there's absolutely no way it's possible.
If I was a man, I would become either homosexual or impotent, immediately! D: Honestly... her Boobs are so misplaced & the slimming of her Abdomen looks so unnatural in this particular picture!
And why didn't they photoshop her Diastema away... :Đ It looks much more obvious to me.
Eero: "And the boobs are not out of place. The high pants and pulled up shirt plus her hands pressing down on the boobs plus the dark clothes all give to a awkward visual effect... Or where do you expect them to be? Right under her collarbone?"
Er... have you ever seen real live boobs? They DO begin right under the collarbones. Smallish firm ones (which I suspect are the case here) sit directly on top of the pectoral muscles. So unless you can press hard enough to shove your pecs down to diaphragm level, that explanation ain't gonna fly.
The torso area on its own sort of works, if you ignore the tapering ribcage, but then her shoulders would be where the thumbs are here.
WV: Colyp. A weird sort of abdominal polyp, as illustrated by this picture.
I think I know what happened there. if you look at the picture of her from SI that oblik posted, you can see that her ribcage is pretty prominent, exactly in the place her "breasts" are here. I think whoever did this saw the faint outline of her ribcage and carelessly assumed they were her breasts, which he would have wanted to emphasize. And thus, her ribcage became creepy lower breasts.
Eero, I think you're imagining things. Trace her outline and you'll see just how wrong those boobs are.
Here, I did it for you in MSPaint with a handy-dandy anatomy picture: http://cidsa.blackmage.org/ps/fail1.jpg
Looking at that, I would think they would end around where her thumb and pointer fingers are or so. I have small boobs too and there is literally no way for me to get them where they are in this picture without removing them.
As a girl with a large heavy bust, I can do that. But if my boobs were as little as this girls are, I definitely could not get them to be visible at that height on my torso.
Her makeup isn't doing her any favours, and it emphasises her gap but there's nothing wrong with gapped teeth.
can you all imagine a guy who saw her in this pic and had a date with her the same evening . XD the evening goes well , up until the walk to the door and when she leads him to her bedroom the guy starts panicking *rofl* cus he is afraid this might happen , hahahhaa.
#2 i didnt know supermodels were tranformer Pretenders O_o
OK. So there's "side-boob", and then there's what ever this is. We just need to give this condition a universally acceptable humorous name. Maybe "down-under boob"? "Different area code boob"?
Not sure about the camel-toe. But I'd say she's definitely got "factory air". Either way, it's better than "moose knuckle".
See, this is why pervs shouldn't be on the editing team.
"Hmmm, yeeeeaaah, it's okay, I suppose...But you should have made her lift up her shirt a bit more. Tell you what, just drag her fun-bags down until you can see underboob! NO ONE will notice!"
This one is pretty bad too http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uB-BSH_BgAs/S037gG4HqvI/AAAAAAAAIis/3RCuGplMUTE/s1600-h/January+2010+A+Magazine+photo+Wayne+Maser+stylist+Sciascia+Gambaccini+model+Jessica+Hart+Women+Management+New+York+City+Blog+8
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funny, she doesn't look 75
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. I've heard of an hourglass figure ... but a triangle figure?
The magic of surgery...
gross. She should sue the magazine or advertisers for making her look AWFUL!
Maybe she is blessed with two pairs of boobies..
WV: bellshi - i think it needs a T in the end.
Someone needs to be sent on a basic female anatomy course. Unless, of course, this particular woman is half dog, and this is merely the lower set of a total of eight.
Likewise bothersome: the gap in her teeth. D:
Oh gross...I think this is the worst one I've seen. O.o
OMG !!!
And by God, fix those teeth!
How do you end up with that picture, using this model
Awful
The only explanation I can think of is that her navel is a small black hole that is gradually sucking her mass towards it.
Either that or the photoshopper is mentally deranged.
Holy fuck...
wv: gessess. Gessess Christ!
it's official ladies - we can stop worrying about how our bodies look - men apparently don't know how they are supposed to look, anyhow! such a relief, really...
"We can rebuild her. We have the technology."
That reminds me... I haven't given lately to the March of Dimes.
haha that looks very awkward
wow, body of zombie :D
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The third photo on the original page is kind of horrifying too. Real spines don't bend like that, do they?
The 3rd one is almost ok -- it's the 2nd one that looks like they whopped off the top half and gave it a 6" shift from the bottom half.
What in the name of g-d were these people thinking?
whoa... it's like her legs are too long in many of the other photos...
Unless she's like Mr. Potato head and you can arrange her bits any which way?
after 4 breast fed children...
my boobs do that
lol
Pointy-headed Manager the magazine editor: 'Hey, we need to see a bit of boobs in this picture too! And a bigger smile! Can you fix that?'
Dilbert the completely disgusted image editor: 'Sure!' *click* *click*
Final cartoon frame: They walk off in different directions, both of them thinking 'Sometimes I can't believe I get paid for this.'
(BTW, that's apparently her real teeth gap. Horizontally anyway.)
All is explained:
"Women Management was founded in New York in 1988 by Paul Rowland with an inspiration to expand the definition of beauty."
Clearly this was photoshopped by a 13 year old who's never seen a pair of breasts before.
My God! Gap tooth, camel toe and freakishly low boobs! A true testament to accepting yourself for who you are.
I really wonder... WHY!!!
Am I the only one who's wierded out by the disparity between the hands and the head? That's just not right.
noooooooo!
OW!!! MY EYES!!!
urgh, look at her teeth... nice boobs though...
Well, that would make a good horror movie.
let's not fix her teeth on PS, it will look way too obvious.
Man hands!
She's just made the greeting "How's it hanging?" unisex.
My Grandmother can do that... and I'm still in therapy 'cus of it.
I mean, while they're photoshopping, why don't they fix her teeth?
The photo above it on the original page is almost as bad even!
I clicked on her name in the original post link and got this. WTF? Knot funny.
http://bp2.blogger.com/_DiFdg_LMhh0/R9b5wZKBDqI/AAAAAAAAMzQ/AsnnWS8iX4o/s1600-h/jessica+hart+@+Premier+for+Gilly+Hicks+(1).jpg
BTW: Upper set of boobs, pretty nice (and still factory OEM version). Lower set, not so much for my taste.
Clearly this PS'er has never seen a woman, heckm a human being before. And... camel toe!
Do your boobs hang low can you tie 'em in a bow...? etc.
Err... I guess they don't hang low so much as grow out of the bottom of her ribcage.
Wow, fugly.
I have a question to ask all you sexist "perfection" idiots: why does everyone have to get his or her teeth perfectly aligned to "fix" what ain't wrong?
The tooth - probably just a not so good scan result. And the boobs are not out of place. The high pants and pulled up shirt plus her hands pressing down on the boobs plus the dark clothes all give to a awkward visual effect.
Give it a shot and test yourself. For example the second shot at the source is a good for comparison. Align the photos up - you can use the length from her shoulder to elbow or nose tip to chin to roughly match them up. And then see where the breasts are.
Or where do you expect them to be? Right under her collar bone?
Regarding her teeth, from "http://www.celebritymound.com/which-body-part-does-sports-illustrated-model-jessica-hart-refuse-to-change/"
2009’s “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit stunner Jessica Hart... does have one little “flaw” that is sometimes deemed “too big” for the modeling world.
“I have a big gap in my two front teeth. I did go to the dentist once before I started modeling... to have it closed. He said he would have to snip my gum... [and] have braces for three years, which I thought that was worse than just having the gap,”... “Some people won’t book me because of it and sometimes they close it in post production, but that doesn’t bother me.”
And the boobs are not out of place. The high pants and pulled up shirt plus her hands pressing down on the boobs plus the dark clothes all give to a awkward visual effect.
That and the fact that her boobs are measurably more than halfway down her torso.
I just spent a painful few minutes trying to get mine in the same place as hers, and short of ripping 'em off there's absolutely no way it's possible.
If I was a man, I would become either homosexual or impotent, immediately! D:
Honestly... her Boobs are so misplaced & the slimming of her Abdomen looks so unnatural in this particular picture!
And why didn't they photoshop her Diastema away... :Đ
It looks much more obvious to me.
Oh ! very relax . I like it
Woah. So wrong. Don't these male Photoshoppers get it?
Holy crap! She must have more than just one pair...
Am I the only one thinking about the final part of the Spanish film "Rec"? (Hello, "Quarrantine" is a copy!!!!)
WTF were they thinking about??!!
Pero...dónde tiene las tetas esta chica? :)
Is that supposed to be her ribcage or her breasts? Also, why is the lower half of her body a cardboard cutout?
Eero: "And the boobs are not out of place. The high pants and pulled up shirt plus her hands pressing down on the boobs plus the dark clothes all give to a awkward visual effect... Or where do you expect them to be? Right under her collarbone?"
Er... have you ever seen real live boobs? They DO begin right under the collarbones. Smallish firm ones (which I suspect are the case here) sit directly on top of the pectoral muscles. So unless you can press hard enough to shove your pecs down to diaphragm level, that explanation ain't gonna fly.
The torso area on its own sort of works, if you ignore the tapering ribcage, but then her shoulders would be where the thumbs are here.
WV: Colyp. A weird sort of abdominal polyp, as illustrated by this picture.
Waldobaby, why is it "sexist" to point out the gap in her teeth?
Camel tooth, yes. Camel toe? No, that's her butt cheeks saying hello.
YAK! That ruined my day completely!
Never publish anything like that again without prior warning!
this one made me actually say "fuck!" out loud.
i didn't really wanna comment on this, but the verification word is "nonart" so i just had to.
I feel queasy...
WV: cancy
Dude, I cancy her breasts! So hot! Wait a second...
This is now "the industry".
Obviously young, inexperienced dim bulbs, with no real life beyond their LCD screen.
Who knows where they are: US, Pakistan, India, Romania...
And they charged the ad agency $3.00 for this work...
And the dumdassed agency got exactly what they paid for.
If photographers/illustrators had any spine they would contracturally demand approval of all photoshop modifications of images before use...
Models should do that too... obviously.
I think I know what happened there. if you look at the picture of her from SI that oblik posted, you can see that her ribcage is pretty prominent, exactly in the place her "breasts" are here. I think whoever did this saw the faint outline of her ribcage and carelessly assumed they were her breasts, which he would have wanted to emphasize. And thus, her ribcage became creepy lower breasts.
My word verification is "fartader". That says it all.
Eero, I think you're imagining things. Trace her outline and you'll see just how wrong those boobs are.
Here, I did it for you in MSPaint with a handy-dandy anatomy picture: http://cidsa.blackmage.org/ps/fail1.jpg
Looking at that, I would think they would end around where her thumb and pointer fingers are or so. I have small boobs too and there is literally no way for me to get them where they are in this picture without removing them.
What is with the hideous, crazy bitch, face?
She looks like a nightmare blind date.
As a girl with a large heavy bust, I can do that. But if my boobs were as little as this girls are, I definitely could not get them to be visible at that height on my torso.
Her makeup isn't doing her any favours, and it emphasises her gap but there's nothing wrong with gapped teeth.
OMFG. So they took her whole body, hips to shoulders, and streeeeeeeeetched it out. Ugh! Why! Does the "artist" have a fetish for Gumby or something?
Damn that's grotesque.
Perfect girl for midgets.
CAPCHA : "dupers"
can you all imagine a guy who saw her in this pic and had a date with her the same evening . XD
the evening goes well , up until the walk to the door and when she leads him to her bedroom the guy starts panicking *rofl* cus he is afraid this might happen , hahahhaa.
#2 i didnt know supermodels were tranformer Pretenders O_o
haha...they removed the original. must have found out how she looks in real life...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha....nuff said!!
Wow, is this one disturbing. More disturbing still, that at least one person who looks at it and sees nothing wrong. Holy plasmoo. (Word verification)
OK. So there's "side-boob", and then there's what ever this is. We just need to give this condition a universally acceptable humorous name. Maybe "down-under boob"? "Different area code boob"?
Not sure about the camel-toe. But I'd say she's definitely got "factory air". Either way, it's better than "moose knuckle".
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That's so not a PSD, she clearly has 6 small breasts in a 6-pack shape. what we see here is the bottom set, the other 2 pairs fold away.
BurnUnit said...'OK. So there's "side-boob", and then there's what ever this is.'
It's called neathage
See, this is why pervs shouldn't be on the editing team.
"Hmmm, yeeeeaaah, it's okay, I suppose...But you should have made her lift up her shirt a bit more. Tell you what, just drag her fun-bags down until you can see underboob! NO ONE will notice!"
oh my freaking eyes!
ANyone else think her pants are made of rather thin fabric too?
amazing
Ooooh they took the original photo DOWN!
This one is pretty bad too http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uB-BSH_BgAs/S037gG4HqvI/AAAAAAAAIis/3RCuGplMUTE/s1600-h/January+2010+A+Magazine+photo+Wayne+Maser+stylist+Sciascia+Gambaccini+model+Jessica+Hart+Women+Management+New+York+City+Blog+8
Looks like they've removed the image from the original link.
What country did she come from? I don't believe any normal female has boobs down that low.
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