New Moon: The Stolen Six Pack


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83 comments:

danger girl said...

Millions of teen girls everywhere are crushed.

Galadriel said...

Over on the left there, that's a little white from those original tighty-whities, isn't it?

Deaf Indian Muslim Anarchist! said...

really? but I've seen photos of Taylor Lautner and he's quite buff...

br ZiPhone said...

haha that was nasty. I wonder if they asked permission to use that photo.

Now technically speaking, Jacob's huge neck is a no no! He's more giraffe here than wolf.

Loner Gamer said...

What an incredible find! That's totally shameless.

Alirat said...

a body snatcher as well huh...

Kristin said...

I think it must be one of the photomanipulations before anyone had actually seen his six-pack. Some fan probably made this.

DexX said...

The, uh, "detail" visible in the right-hand photo is making me check over my shoulder while I'm at work. "I'm looking at the photoshopping! Seriously!"

It's actually quite a good 'shop job, in my opinion - head-pastes are usually awful, but I wouldn't have noticed this one had it not been pointed out (I didn't notice that tiny sliver of undies until Galadriel mentioned it, though).

The question, though, is why? DIMA is right - the actor bulked up hugely for the role, and looked very cut. Why bench him?

asdf said...

How does one find this out?

PoPSiCLe said...

I can't really say this is a disaster - the PS-job is pretty good, actually. The "disaster" here must be the fact that a rather hyped actor from a crap movie has a fake pic on some poster.

Apart from the slight sliver of underwear visible, the PS-job is pretty good. As someone else stated - this is less than obvious if not pointed out.

theyarngeek said...

It looks like you can see some blurring of the model's inner arm tattoo on Taylors arm and ribs, too.

WDI said...

Thankfully, I don't know who either of them are.

FxFarlakes said...

oh look,identical-ish twins,aka "Copy & Paste"

wv: clockswe (even time is copied here)

Nina said...

@ PoPSiCLe: So, c&p from other fotos is not a disaster in your eyes, as long as it's professionally done? Kinda like, if you're a really skillful thief who leaves no traces (apart from the fact that something's missing), it's not a crime?
Sheeesh.

wv: slizedis
"Yeah, jus' take a sliz e' dis other pic an comp it into de New Moon poster, no-one will e'en notiss!"

Zak said...

I showed this to my girlfriend and she noted it's a fan poster:
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/new-moon-movie/images/6001826/title/fan-made-poster-jacob-black

So this wasn't professionally done.

pootpoot said...

Anita (looking at movie poster):

"Hm! Those abs strike me as strangely familiar... I could swear I've seen that very bod somewhere before... Can't put my finger on it... sadly..."

(Scans through huge in-brain archive of half naked men)

"Of course! That's the guy from page 102 in that gay magazine I've, erh, found somewhere!"

Jakob Zetterstrom said...

Meh. A 5 sec search of this cult unbeknownst to me revealed that it IS fan made, well before the movie came out, and not very similar to That Which Became (e.g. http://tinyurl.com/y9fnxch ).

But I guess girls can dream, and even paste heads in the wrong position due to angle differences... Signing up now, so I can unsubscriber.

Jeanne said...

Who cares if its a PsD. He's casting a fucking shadow with that monster! Unless it's part of the Ps. I prefer to think not.

karol liver | a photographer said...

it's a fanmade poster - NOT official.. what would you expect, huh?

PoPSiCLe said...

@Nina: are we discussing PS disasters, or intellectual property? They're not mutually exclusive, but neither are they mutually inclusive.'

I see a rather well done PS-job done by a fan, long before the movie came out, and yes, it's based on another photo - that doesn't make it a PS disaster. Most of the comp looks decent enough, and would easily pass a professional cutting table - so... no disaster, no.

Bonnie said...

HYSTERICAL!

Jillian said...

Taylor Lautner looks delicious anyways. Why the photoshop?

Bill said...

As a man I feel terribly objectified. I mean really, the fact that you would study the two pictures closely enough to know that they're the same abs is simply ludicrous. There's no way that...ooh, the new Victoria's Secret catalog came!

Um, what was I saying?

Orosganos said...

Anita has good eyes to recognize the abs...but I tend to think I'll remember them for awhile myself. I think as a fan poster, it is pretty well done. But it wouldn't surprise me if the twihard spent hundreds of hours on it, either. I guess it can be considered a disaster in that I prefer the "before" shot?

Isha said...

I thought PSD had some unofficial policy not to rag on unofficial / noncommercial fluff stuff? 'Cause I have to say, for fan art that's done better then some pros do it...

wv: ganlyte
Oh my is that gentleman's package ever ganlyte.

NightmareGK13 said...

jesus with the size of that package i dont know what was photoshopped, the guy from new moon or the model :XD:

Isha said...

Oh wait, it's not unofficial, it's official, like in the side bar over there "commercial and awful" Yeah.. Thought I remembered seeing that. :P

jambalie said...

yes, and if you wanted to call amateur New Moon-related, shirtless 'shopping a disaster, I think this abomination is a much better choice

Rick Cortes said...

http://www.shockya.com/news/2009/05/08/shirtless-jacob-black-new-moon-poster/

Fan-made, unfortunately.

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Tiago Melo said...

Well, but this isn't really a photothop disaster, or it is? The photo manipulation is well made after all.

fanbot said...

Fan made
http://www.newmoonmovie.org/category/jacob-black/page/6/
Wish I could fool everyone.

Mitchum said...

Jesus Christ ... look at that package.(͡๏̯͡๏)

Jack said...

Hahaha. Starting from the top they actually were doing a pretty good job of blending it in, and shading a bit...then I guess they just took off for lunch at 12 o'crotch and never got back to it.

Yo Momma said...

The model on the right would be a real rectum wrecker.

Shalafi said...

I dont like new moon! I am happy now :)

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Daniela said...

I wonder how people actually *find* this - there must be five million men out there with naked upper body, did you see the pic and immediately thought "Wait a second, I have seen that particular six pack before"??? I'm impressed!

Cecilia said...

Maybe the same person who made this pretty respectable PS job was the one who tipped the blog, hoping for his or her 5 minutes of fame... because the possibility that someone would really recognize the six-pack of a random, albeit well-endowed, model in a fan-made bit of art is mind-boggling. I, for one, will not remember those abs five minutes after I've closed this window. (I will probably remember other parts of the model's anatomy a bit longer, though)

Miki said...

Everyone is going on and on about glitter vampires but seriously, all I can see is that guy's crotch. It cancels everything else. It's like the sun eclipsing the...moon...or something.

markowe said...

I don't know where to look.

Lea said...

didn't everybody know this? I didn't know it was a "secret"

BritishRose said...

The Taylor one is a manip. It was around the fan sites before pictures of him without his shirt were taken/released. It's not an offical photo!

David F. said...

That is awesome!! Source on the original?

They crudely removed the tattoo for the New Moon poster.

DJinny said...

"In my time" we would have drawn it in a school agenda... Now they have photo shop and internet!!!
xx

The Shitty Astrologer said...

Well ain't that a keen eye that spotted that...taking all the credit for another man's torso, tsk tsk.

Lance Christopher said...

this is a fan creation poster btw... :)

Mik said...

My girlfriend wants to do that.

Miranda said...

Also see how on the new moon cover the glowing area is directly over the guy's package. BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

許・美美 said...

...haha! Go Twilight fanatics~ xD

Reni said...

Every single one of the Twilight fans knows that this is a Fan-made poster. very well made before the realase of the official posters... it´s not a disaster is´ts very good.

Reni said...
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Media Bravo said...

the guy with hugh package is Edilson Nascimento and ı think he is the most beautiful man on earth.

sparkle11 said...

How do you even know for sure it was photoshopped? For all you know the other guy could've used taylors body as his own. So quick to believe anything you see and read.

sparkle11 said...

how do you know for sure its fake. for all you know the other guy couldve photoshopped taylors body and used it as his own. its amazing what technology can do nowadays. You guys are really quick at assuming that it was true.

Ted Belton said...

if this is not fan made, it could very well have been taken while he was still building up his body for the movie. could have been taken during pre-production, when he wasn't yet in great condition.

sparkle11 said...

The photo of Taylor is photoshopped, but that is not a real poster.
A person put Taylors head on the other guys body, cause you can see a little bit of the white underwear on the left of Taylor, and made it look like a New Moon poster.
Taylors body is totally ripped in reality, that's astablished, so there's no need to fake it.
And who would try to convince the world that Taylors on-poster-body is fake??

Jessica said...

does anybody know the name of THAT model....Mmm, sexyy...

Quir-k (Juana Luján) said...

http://www.onecorazon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/luna-nueva.jpg

the worst ps ever

Vera said...

As many have pointed out, but most chose to ignore, thus is a fan made poster. I know that for a fact. But for a "disaster" this sure fooled a lot of people, because ever since it first appeared on a fan site there have been idiots who insist, despite the evidence, that it is really Lautner. Now my question is this: isn't this site supposed to be about bad photoshop? Seems like it gets more pointless around here daily.

BJDorr said...

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Alex ♔ said...

This is a Photoshop Epic Win actually... It's not even a real New Moon poster & the psychotic/bored fan who made it tricked people into circulating it as the real deal. Including you.
Similar fans have also started making pregnant Kristen Stewart posters for the abomination that is Breaking Dawn. I'm warning you before you get tricked by those too.
& any real Taylorphile should recognize that those are NOT his abs. Or nips. Yeah, I said it.

Anna said...

PsD 0 x Fanboy 1

WV: nutbra?

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Chris said...

"Also see how on the new moon cover the glowing area is directly over the guy's package. BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Thank god. I thought I was the only one who noticed how ridiculous the OTHER crotch was XD

Karine said...

Apparently it's not an offical promo for New Moon but a fan made thing.

KathleenShimp said...

As far as the one on the right... That boy is a monster...

just said...

Galadriel is right, you can see some of the white underwear on the left side picture. amazing!

good find on the pictures itself. i would have never noticed that.

lozia said...

It's just a fanmade (not an officiel poster of New Moon!). A Twilight fan used Edilson Nascimento's body: original post on "Made in Brazil" in May 2009.

youjustneedthisblog said...

How could someone to find that?
Fate.

N. said...

@Nina

... uum, that's a terrible example.

It's a valid point these people are making. If it's well done it;s not a disaster ... I think that's pretty logical. This image is a disaster, but it's not technically a PS disaster; as the photoshoping wasn't ... disastrous.

Your example would actually go:

A thief steals some stuff, doesn't get caught and therefore his robbery was not a disaster; it was still a crime, but what relivance does that have to this example?

Ben said...

This reminds me of a great annecdote my brother enjoys to tell:

Back when Titanic came out, my brother noted just how much some of his female friends used to swoon over the "drawing" scene, remarking on Jack Dawson's hands as he sketched Rose - they were so adoring of them, that the'd rewind the scene a few times to watch them again.

Some time later, after reading IMDb, it was discovered that the hands doing the drawing weren't DiCaprio's, but were actually director James Cameron's.

Guess this P.D. is the post-millennium version. Heh.

PP said...

The chin's shade on the left follows the curve of the guy on the right's chin...

PP said...

The chin's shade on the left follows the curve of the guy on the right's chin...

PP said...

The shade under Jackob's chin follows the curve of the guy on the right's jaw... (transformed the jaw into shade)

marcus veyera said...

In the lefthand corner you can see a little bit of the otherguy's underwear poking out from Taylor's jeans lol was that supposda be sexy? To me it looks like his shorts just need to be adujsted!

Milan - TheRealME said...

Its a Photoshop Masterpiece rather than a disaster! :)

somethingkindawonderful said...

Wow. I'm shocked! I know that Taylor Lautner is in great shape and could have easily posed for this picture himself. Why on earth would you get another model to be his body double? He did all his own body work in the film. It's still sexy...just good to know who i'm actually admiring now.

symown said...

Maybe the tighy-whitey boy copied the twilight boy?
Oh, I don't care, both yummy.

Faye Ann said...

Try to look for other photos of Lautner's six pack. HIS is even HOTTER than that! Notice the chest part.

mrs. curry said...

And what's the original boy's name?? OMG!! He's soooo HOT!!
Please give me his name!!

♡ k.s said...

this HAS to be fan-made. Talyor has an awesome body... for a teenager.

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