Terry Richardson: Breast In Class

Terry Richardson PSD
Obviously this bizarre breast-in-the-armpit train wreck is a necessary side-effect of having to remove Mr Richardson's own sweaty head from the poor girl's armpit.

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36 comments:

Photoxris said...

you know. at first glance, i thought this was ok... however now i do not. haha.
another one where i'm struggling to figure out what was done/ what they were thinking It's not enough to just call PSD, i like to know the lead up. haha.... perhaps they didn't think a vinyl/leather body suit screamed "SEX" enough, so they wanted to PS a little sideboob?? sound reasoning. unsound PS

wv: reeniff

Photoxris said...

upon further looking.... i suppose it COULD be a trick of light and shadow.... humor me...

Making that pose with your arm will "hollow out" your armpit. secondly, the light direction DOES lend itself to shadow in the front part of the armpit (made by the pectoralis muscle. Third, it DOES look like the garment is creating an uncomfortable situation for any chest this particular model may have, so i would assume they would expand into any space available - in this case off to the side and into the under-armpit area, further making the shadow/highlight trick PSD looking --- but that's just me being devils advocate --- if thats what it is -- then PSD for not fixing the lighting supidity.

wv: dicrosit

Arno said...

I didn't even see the armpit at first.
The first thing I thought look rather odd was the crack...


wv: exessess (clear, right?)

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Hunter said...

That's just sad. Maybe it was an office party and someone got bored.

Jennifer said...

Is that bra even real? or needed?

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Carol Ann said...

Having both an armpit and a breast, I cannot see any combination of lighting and clothing that could force a breast into an armpit. And yes, Arno, that crack does seem unrelated to the rest of the buttocks. Do these Photoshoppers have no knowledge of female anatomy at all, or do they just not care?

Daniel said...

I can't make sense of that strap/flap around her boob. Where is it leading? What is it doing?
And her crack makes her ass look like it only extends down about 10cm.

Starfish, darling! said...

Her breast looks like A: a lymph node tumor in her armpit; B: she's only 1" thick in the chest; and C: she has the ass of an unabsorbed fetal twin exposed on the upper right quadrant of her left ass cheek.

Waldobaby said...

That "bra strap" is a part of the dress structure. Looking at the site referred to, none of this designer's stuff comes close to draping well at all. This is just piss poor clothing design with artwork applied appropriately to distract the fashionistas from noticing that.

D said...

Why does she have a chocolate-covered biscotti stuck in her bra and jammed into her armpit?
There is no physical configuration I can imagine that would cause shadow or a fold like that. It's all blurry there anyway and just looks like a f-up. Don't her left fingers look like they're inserted into her body? This model always has her buck teeth out in this baby-like pose, like a doll ready to have a bottle stuck in, and she's wearing this mistress gear. Creepy shoot.

ZaphodQB said...

Did someone in the art department actually think this image was attractive?

jambalie said...

this is just a bad picture, period, even without the abomination under her arm. it's such an unattractive outfit that it almost looks like they took a picture of someone facing toward the camera then shopped the rear-facing model into the outfit - given the hands, that clearly isn't the case, so the shape of the thing is just THAT bad...

Fanboy Wife said...

Did they really have to enhance her butt cleavage too?

Orosganos said...

I'd say the butt crack is in perfect proportion to the hips...somebody needs to get that boy a sandwich.

adler said...

she has no hips.

God said...

Looks like they left part of his head in there.

Conformist138 said...

Hahaha!!! It was a fine picture... If you take out that crazy armpit, sphere-boob, and the dark void between them... Well, then, it looks rather normal. Why do people "improve" photos that started out just fine? Not every picture of a woman needs to scream "SHE HAS TITS!"

Monica said...

Really? Puhleese. Definitely the work of a man who has never seen a real woman. There's no way the breast and buttocks could ever look like that.

Justin said...

Doesn't everyone dream of being 1'' thick?

The Shitty Astrologer said...

Hideous photo-editing...

Michael Grosberg said...

Detachable boobs: the latest in plastic surgery.

drs18 said...

I'm thrilled that models with polymastia are finding work. The supernumerary nipple in the armpit is often misdiagnosed and thought to be a mole. It very rarely is coincidental with the nonmedial butt crack.

Vincent Vinegar said...

Not only does her boob look awfully done, but I'm pretty sure the butt crack was also done in Photoshop as well. It's too high! O_o

Waldobaby said...

If you go to their site you can use Blogger to leave a comment, but they don't use comments that say anything less than "ooh! Spiffy! You guys rule!"

I tried. Maybe they didn't appreciate the repeated use of the word "ugly". Oh well...

Guander Guoman said...

Not to mention the butt cleavage on a girl that has NO butt!

Cleavage only happens when you DO have butt/boobs (as long as the boobs aren't in the armpits, of course).

WDI said...

Thank Christ that she isn't exposing any more of herself. I can't begin to imagine what that sorry excuse for an arse would look like unclothed.

Tanis said...

The more I look at it, the worse it gets. If they wanted T&A so bad, why did they hire a model that is not very shapely? Oh right, it can be added in photoshop...

Romulus said...

The light doesn't go that way. Someone thought that the strip of vinyl on the side of the waist made her upper body (where there is no such strip) look too large, so they continued the line of that strip up her back until they had to meet the arm. Then they continued the line of the real vinyl (her real side) up too, realizing otherwise THAT would look strange. Realizing they had to do something with the space they had created, they added sideboob and vinyl (which is picking up glare!) of the inside of the bra, since that's the only thing that would conceivably be in that space.

Basically a bad outfit, a bad artistic direction, and a hapless retoucher.

Mark Bellis said...

What? You people have never seen an armpit with a comb over before?

nick said...

I don't think that's a boob at all. If you look at the fabric of the bra strap, you can see something has been shoved under there on that side. Is it a gun holster with a flesh-colored backing or a random strap of vinyl with flesh-colored backing? IDK, but it doesn't look at all like boob to me and I see boobs every day.

donald said...

Where's her ass?

Mr. Stranger said...

THAT is a disaster!!

chewinthefatfish said...

'Her breast looks like A: a lymph node tumor in her armpit; B: she's only 1" thick in the chest; and C: she has the ass of an unabsorbed fetal twin exposed on the upper right quadrant of her left ass cheek.'

I cannot breathe for laughing!