Woman's World: Heavily Armed

Womans World PSD
Is anyone else thinking of that scene in Alien Resurrection where Ripley 8 meets Ripley 7?

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28 comments:

Photoxris said...

It's so horrible i can't look away. I'm wondering what exactly happened. Was the arm stretched or the head shrunk?? judging by the hand holding the flower i'd say the head was shrunk or something. OMG i can't look away!!!

wv: dicico

pootpoot said...

She can tie her shoelaces while standing straight.

Rai said...

If that's what their new diet will do to me I pass.

blogward said...

Not a PSD. You just can't see the 'How to cure that dislocated shoulder' headline.

Dr. Fox said...

Wow, orangutans really clean up well once you've shaved them.

Current Resident said...

I think Photoxris has it right - looks like they shrunk the head to get all of the woman to fit on the page. They wanted to get her head, hand, and flower all on the cover, and this was their solution. I would have just rearranged the cover layout to accommodate a normal-looking photo!

Colin said...

The arm still looks long (albeit slightly less bad) if you unshrink the head. But yeah, the head is either shrunken or she has extremely unusual head-shoulder proportions.

Should have just moved her down. You could keep the flower, fit the top text, and not have her growing some kind of vestigial appendage where they carelessly added in the cookie banner.

Spinoza said...

I think they are man arms pasted on. And the left one is disjointed.

ZaphodQB said...

So we've gotten to the point of making fun of microcephalics?
Zip the Pinhead, rest his soul, would be ashamed of us!

a l'ouest said...

"lose as much as 16 lbs a week!"

...That's because after 7 days, your arms begin to fall from your shoulder.

Scary.

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Chris Freeman said...

They could have just resized the entire woman and actually had some negative space on their cover.

smacklin said...

Chris,

If they made the woman smaller they would have to pay a copywriter for another headline.

Jakob Zetterstrom said...

Wow... the base of her neck seems wider than her head, and a painted lock of hair is WRAPPED like a garland on her left shoulder to hide its apparent linebacker qualities... and all because she sat down and leaned towards the camera in a relaxed, natural position as the picture was taken, and an evil mastermind subsequently planted this question in the designer's mind: 'Why does her head look so big, do you want to end up on Photoshop Disasters?'

wv: procrop. Indeed.

ewaffle said...

There is so much garbage on that cover it is surprising that even this shrunken-headed monstrosity stood out.

Robbie said...

Turbo Atkins diet: Lose weight fast by shrinking your head away to nothing!

Webby said...

Dang. I got that issue and didn't even notice that.

Fanboy Wife said...

I heard rumors of the Atkins' diet having adverse side effects, but this is ridiculous!

Oh, Lula said...

hahahaha!!!!!!

PsychoDuck said...

Every Woman's World cover is a Photoshop Disaster. I'm surprised it took so long for one to surface on this blog.

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binarymillenium said...

It's hard to tell because it's a photograph of the cover of a magazine taken from an oblique angle- PhotoshopDisaster submitter fail.

Nilpferd said...

"lose as much as 16 lbs a week!"

Just chew of your arms. Prostheses are much lighter.

***WARNING: They might fall off on different occasions!***

Miranda said...

That arm. what the shit.

slainery said...

KILL... ME.

ggeonerdd said...

The tragic results of mixing Fiddler Crab and Human DNA.

Zrafitti said...

I was more busy where her right arm was going... she seems to be touching her self up? Maybe it´s just my sight mind?

Zrafitti said...

It is where the right arm is going that I wonder about... she seems to be touching her self up, if you get my meaning... or maybe it´s just my sight mind?