Domino's: They're Called Fingers But I've Never Seen 'Em Fing

Dominoes PSD
Do you know that conspiracy theory that the entire production and consumption cycle of pizza is based on people being totally stoned, because, for some like totally incomprehensible reason Domino's manages to get all polydactyl on us. Dude.

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35 comments:

Antonio said...

American idol contestants are freaks, aren't they supposed to have 6 fingers on each hand??

Oscar said...

my girlfriend can do that.

Joe Allen said...

Awesome! The Appalachian Idol promotion has started!

Stephen said...

Is there another site for this? IL Disasters or something? :p Poor, from two huge names, that's the best they could do? Or maybe they are saying that their new (read:gross) recipe pizza's are so finger licking good you need...extra... fingers... D'oh!

Davidikus said...

Absolutely fantastic. Or is it an attempt to be friendly to a new segment of the market. Sorry I meant: Or is it an attempt to champion a good cause, the defence of people with a rare handicap? (no Antonio, people with six fingers are not freak - it could even help me to type this comment quicker!)

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Danielov said...

Mmm... those are the consequences of eating Domino's Cheese Fingers. Or that Domino's product which sorrounded pizza. I cannot remember the name. Well, you all know, hehehe.

rainy-day1991 said...

Someone needs to go back to elementary school and learn to count...

Nazario said...

Probably a side effect of that new recipe they keep bragging about.

許・美美 said...

That is just awesome. Maybe a revelation that the idol contestants really aren't human. :D

DanH said...

AiD? Spectacularly stupid.

rosvoparoni said...

Reminds me of the certain doors on Finnish State Railways trains: http://vaunut.org/kuva/33226

Bippy said...

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya...

blogward said...

What do they mean, 'another' fabulous prize?

Ron said...

Food . . . for . . . aliens.

Perhaps, as in War of the Worlds, we can hope that Dominoe's Pizza proves to be the unexpected achilles heel of our alien invaders. At least there's hope.

inkwilson said...

It's been said already, but 'finger-lickin' good...'

CRash said...

It's just mutation caused by the radiation of the television cameras, those flashing bulbs in the background, and the unholy advertising trinity of Coca-Cola, Dominos, and American Idol that is sure to initiate the apocalypse...

WV: kinger - an excellent song rhyme for both singer and finger...

PoCoLoco said...

Not a PSD! Blame Spinal Tap & Darwin's Theory of Natural Selection. The extra finger has evolved for rock singers so that they could crank the knob on their custom amplifiers all the way to '11'.

Isha said...

It's the chem trails.

Denny DelVecchio said...

Those were hands????

Hanley said...

It's really a mop.

Spots said...

Strange... with all those fingers, you'd think she could grasp the microphone in her right hand. Of course, if I could will something to stay in my hand without physically holding it, I probably would too.

Dustin said...

Finally something on this blog makes sense

Dustin said...

not only do changes in your healthcare start today, so do changes in the acceptance of disfigurement - or at least in its visibility

Tom said...

And MY girlfriend has done that already.

Jeff said...

On the bright side, this might mean that at some point in the near future we might hear on American Idol "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Kevin said...

Before reading anything else I thought the disaster was the fact that the out-stretched fingers were managing to hold a mic. I was wrong...

Murilo Silva said...

I don't get it. Is the mic glued to her hand?

tempjcp said...

Clearly this is some kind of break in the matrix or an unfiltered version of reality like in "they live."

Check out this image:
http://www.gamespot.com/pages/image_viewer/boxshot.php?pid=933077

and you can see that the whole AI species has odd looking hands, often identical to nearby neighbors, and they have incredibly long arms,....

Should we buy some more bubble gum?

Charlene said...

I'm not sure why people are assuming that's a "she" - aren't enormous tufts of ear hair more common among men?

Alejo said...

So here's my question ... is this a manipulated photo where someone decided to add some more fingers for more fun, or is it a completely created image by an artist who has never looked at his/her own hands?

wv: herinest -- the scary stuff growing out of her armpit.

CRash said...

@Charlene:

You're right, not necessarily female. Freaky hair + alien characteristics...this has to be Sanjaya.

Miss Provocative said...

may u should blog about this

http://www.westrags.de/damen/pullover-strickjacken/p-3302

whats wrong with her silhouette?

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Fanboy Wife said...

Does the image on the bread sticks have a person with 3 arms?

n00b programmer said...

So that's how they play instruments like the piano and guitar so well.
http://introtoprogrammingandlife.blogspot.com/

ZaphodQB said...

Miss Provocative said...

may u should blog about this

http://www.westrags.de/damen/pullover-strickjacken/p-3302


that's just gross!