German Supermarket: Very Handy

Aliens With Monuse Six Fingures Photo
Not a PsD, because clearly she is an alien and aliens have six fingers. She is alien because the mouse is wireless. No wires = alien.

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63 comments:

Nakilon said...

I see seven! )

Laura Dotson-Thomson said...

Maybe she has polydactyly and they are trying not to discriminate against additional fingers... My brother could do that (truely, he could - he also has syndactyly, so he has webbed feet too). hehehe

Thall said...

Six fingers plus a thumb? Think of all the things she could do with that hand!

Marooned said...

c'mon guys, for such mouse 7 fingers is still not enough

Filipe Schüler said...

not 6, 7 fingers! S-E-V-E-N fingers!!!

Spots said...

We'll ignore the fact that her hair/wig/someone else's hair is facing a different direction than the rest of her head... those fingers are undeniable.

Mark said...

I too am pretty sure she has seven, which makes her an alien plus.

Gerry Swanson said...

The Germans have 300 words for "discipline" but no words for "wireless mini notebook."

Photoxris said...

+1 Gerry. ROLFMAO


wv: gobionti

David Taylor said...

At least some commenters know the difference between fingers and thumbs

itswhatwewant said...

gross. they look more like toes that a woman's fingers.

Objection said...

I had polydactily (6 fingers in each hand), but my mother didn't liked it, so she made the doctors cut the extra fingers. I still have the scars, tough.

Florian said...

:))

Bippy said...

All thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs.

finger = One of the five digits of the hand, especially one other than the thumb.

wc bameti the German word for "wireless mini notebook."

Naomi Zikmund-Fisher said...

I hate the "it's not a PSD people as much as anybody, but I think she's holding the mouse in two hands which are cupped together. Maybe. Or she's an alien. Could go either way.

Throb said...

Home Schooled Alien.

Hendrik Dacquin said...

That sure is a huge mini mouse!

Donna said...

Maybe all the amputated feet and legs come back as fingers.

Fanboy Wife said...

I think she's from the future too.

George Widman said...

Nice combination: half-size right shoulder, half-size face, and seven sorta-fingers. No PsD, just an accurate depiction of the aliens that Stephen Hawking's been warning about this week. RUN!

Peri1020 said...

I'm glad SOMEONE thought to mention her oh-so-fake hair. I thought that was the PSD until I scrolled down and saw her freak-out hand. The power of German engineering.

nathalyru said...

Bro, I think you miscounted. Seven fingers (and counting... ;)

waldobaby said...

Those are awfully stubby fingers. Is it possible that they're toes? I mean, parts is parts.

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Tiffany said...

I see seven fingers... one could possibly be her thumb, but then that still leaves six actual fingers.

I wonder what one could do with seven fingers?

Jonn Wood said...

Man, Lady GaGa's really hard up for money, huh?

Luke DeLalio said...

WHy do they even need to comp a picture like this? Why don't they just grab Helga from Accounting, und say, "Helga, you are Schoen! Take zis Maus und put on zis faken Hairen und schtand over der beside Deiter's cubicle."

neville said...

are we sure this isn't an ad for cosmetic surgery that reads 'shoulders so narrow, you'll have the flexibility of a mouse!" ?

martni said...

Clearly not a PSD. Anyone who understands design and/or photoshop can tell that. I am subscribing just so I can unsubscribe.

Daikun said...

Way to go, Chuck!

Mariusz said...

How the f@#k do you fail like that? How????

kohl said...

SEVEN fingers and ONE thumb. And a bunch of people who can't count to 7 :-=

waldobaby said...
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waldobaby said...

Oh yeah? I can count to seven with one hand tied behind my back, buddy!

Martin said...

I wonder what it will feel like when she does with her seven fingered hand what boys want her to do... uhm... you know...

hehe...

uhm...

*turn pink*

michel.belleville@gmail.com said...

I'm confused, do they do transplants ? Cause two more fingers on each hand would make me type way faster.

ekdor said...

Seven

Josin said...

"I wonder what it will feel like when she does with her seven fingered hand what boys want her to do... uhm... you know...

hehe...

uhm...

*turn pink*"

ZOMG! She'd be AWESOME at PS3! I was SO thinking that too!!

Sil said...

I think there are 7 fingers!!

Sil said...

I mean, in spanish, thumbs are fingers, too. So we say "7 fingers", not "six fingers and a thumb".

Donna said...

Can one (alien or not) actually be able to balance/hold a mouse the way she is?

(I can't - but perhaps that is one advantage to having extra fingers.)

jeff.condit said...

@donna

Your assuming the rest of her hand is correctly shaped. I bet she has huge fluid sacks filled with alien juice in the palms of her hands.

I wonder if its the same ad company that did those stupid palm pre commercials?

Miranda said...

YIPES!!! Seven if you count the thumb. Which I do. If it ain't a finger, what is it, a toe? lol.

Also, her wig does not fit at all...is she even actually wearing it, or is that PS also?


Puerile humor, coming right up: Botched hand job! XD ahahahhaaha

adler said...

this is clearly intentional.
i'm unsubscriberiberizeringing.

vw: noxia. a cell phone?

Isha said...

No, not a psd. That is an add for Empfanger. The new finger transplant surgery. Tattoos and piercings are so last decade. More fingers are where it's at. Oh, and eyeball tattoos. .. You think i joke?

Davidikus said...

Fantastic!

Some people in my family were born with 6 fingers, though, so this is possible. Not sure why I am saying that, I only have five fingers per hand and five toes per foot.

http://davidikus.blogspot.com/

Bippy said...

Please people have a look in a dictionary before spouting off what you think you know about fingers and thumbs.

OED
finger
• noun 1 each of the four slender jointed parts attached to either hand (or five, if the thumb is included)

Merriam-Webster
finger
1 : any of the five terminating members of the hand : a digit of the forelimb; especially : one other than the thumb

And from all the medical Dictionaries I could find

finger one of the five digits of the hand.

Sil said...

Don't you have a name for the other fingers as well?
I'm from Argentina (I don't know if it's the same in other spanish-speaking countries) and the fingers are: pulgar (thumb), índice, mayor, anular and meñique.

This post turned out to be a lesson of anatomy!

Murilo Silva said...

I understand that six-fingered aliens are normal, but what about seven fingers?

adler said...

they are more than normal.


vw: fearex. kinda scary.

scottl said...

Gessh people, how do you it's not 7 really skinny thumbs???

Kirvi Inci said...

Clearly, she has never been camping.

tricie said...

c'm guys, give her a hand. at least she didn't let her handicap stop her modelling career.

crystal said...

it's good to see that even in the face of a no-argument psd you nerds can still find something to debate.

Antonio said...

must be an alien of another planet alright, cause i have counted 7 finmgers... wtf???

The Pilgrim said...

Se must also be a midget alien, the mouse is supposed to be "mini"... woah!

Jonny Dade said...

My God, i think a lot of the commenters here need to have some breakfast before they go on the internet.

She does not have 7 fingers, she has 6 fingers and thumb! If one more idiot says she's got 7 fingers i'll get liquid snake to assassinate half the population of this planet.

And secondly, who suggested 2 coupled hands? Yeah, 3 fingers on each hand? Or maybe 4 on one hand and 2 on the other? Wake up! there isn't half enough digits on the picture to make up 2 hands! (okay so there is 2 more than half - big deal) meh, i'm totally sick of the idiotic dribble people put for comments, atleast here in Afganistan we have laws about this sort of thing. Good. Bye. un. sub. ...scribing. (and don't get clever and tell me i'm a hypocrite 'cos i just posted a load of dribble myself - i call it, 'irony', it's a new word i invented because i like iron's but they're not tiny enough, hence, the world's smallest iron, the irony. I'm gonna be filthy rich mate)

Rob said...

The clue is right next to the extra digits: "USB Empfänger".

As any German student fule kno, "Empfänger" means "add finger".

WV: tritu (tritu do a better job next time)

Daemonmonkey said...

The future is near

When everybody surgically adds new limbs to his/her body, because it's cosmetically appealing.

WV: sualnu Sue all now in german...

Egar Almeida said...

I counted 7, mr Wayne.

werbinich said...

@Gerry Swanson
Yes we do actually have a word for wireless mini notebook but only idiodt are using the german expression because it sounds terrible.

btw in germany a thump is clearly on of the 5 fingers per hand.

ohhhh not to forget: "kleiner kabeloser Klapprechner"

WDI said...

Seven of Nine.

See what I did there? It's like a tenuous link between her digit count and her resemblence to aliens. And I don't even watch Star Trek.

Robbie said...

At first glance, it looked more like a foot to me. A weird polydactylous foot that she's balancing the mouse on.

And yes, definitely, that "mini" mouse is freakin' huge.

WV: prodshin. A suitable kick to deliver to the art director of this one.