Maybe she has polydactyly and they are trying not to discriminate against additional fingers... My brother could do that (truely, he could - he also has syndactyly, so he has webbed feet too). hehehe
I had polydactily (6 fingers in each hand), but my mother didn't liked it, so she made the doctors cut the extra fingers. I still have the scars, tough.
I hate the "it's not a PSD people as much as anybody, but I think she's holding the mouse in two hands which are cupped together. Maybe. Or she's an alien. Could go either way.
Nice combination: half-size right shoulder, half-size face, and seven sorta-fingers. No PsD, just an accurate depiction of the aliens that Stephen Hawking's been warning about this week. RUN!
I'm glad SOMEONE thought to mention her oh-so-fake hair. I thought that was the PSD until I scrolled down and saw her freak-out hand. The power of German engineering.
WHy do they even need to comp a picture like this? Why don't they just grab Helga from Accounting, und say, "Helga, you are Schoen! Take zis Maus und put on zis faken Hairen und schtand over der beside Deiter's cubicle."
No, not a psd. That is an add for Empfanger. The new finger transplant surgery. Tattoos and piercings are so last decade. More fingers are where it's at. Oh, and eyeball tattoos. .. You think i joke?
Some people in my family were born with 6 fingers, though, so this is possible. Not sure why I am saying that, I only have five fingers per hand and five toes per foot.
Don't you have a name for the other fingers as well? I'm from Argentina (I don't know if it's the same in other spanish-speaking countries) and the fingers are: pulgar (thumb), Ãndice, mayor, anular and meñique.
My God, i think a lot of the commenters here need to have some breakfast before they go on the internet.
She does not have 7 fingers, she has 6 fingers and thumb! If one more idiot says she's got 7 fingers i'll get liquid snake to assassinate half the population of this planet.
And secondly, who suggested 2 coupled hands? Yeah, 3 fingers on each hand? Or maybe 4 on one hand and 2 on the other? Wake up! there isn't half enough digits on the picture to make up 2 hands! (okay so there is 2 more than half - big deal) meh, i'm totally sick of the idiotic dribble people put for comments, atleast here in Afganistan we have laws about this sort of thing. Good. Bye. un. sub. ...scribing. (and don't get clever and tell me i'm a hypocrite 'cos i just posted a load of dribble myself - i call it, 'irony', it's a new word i invented because i like iron's but they're not tiny enough, hence, the world's smallest iron, the irony. I'm gonna be filthy rich mate)
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I see seven! )
Maybe she has polydactyly and they are trying not to discriminate against additional fingers... My brother could do that (truely, he could - he also has syndactyly, so he has webbed feet too). hehehe
Six fingers plus a thumb? Think of all the things she could do with that hand!
c'mon guys, for such mouse 7 fingers is still not enough
not 6, 7 fingers! S-E-V-E-N fingers!!!
We'll ignore the fact that her hair/wig/someone else's hair is facing a different direction than the rest of her head... those fingers are undeniable.
I too am pretty sure she has seven, which makes her an alien plus.
The Germans have 300 words for "discipline" but no words for "wireless mini notebook."
+1 Gerry. ROLFMAO
wv: gobionti
At least some commenters know the difference between fingers and thumbs
gross. they look more like toes that a woman's fingers.
I had polydactily (6 fingers in each hand), but my mother didn't liked it, so she made the doctors cut the extra fingers. I still have the scars, tough.
:))
All thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs.
finger = One of the five digits of the hand, especially one other than the thumb.
wc bameti the German word for "wireless mini notebook."
I hate the "it's not a PSD people as much as anybody, but I think she's holding the mouse in two hands which are cupped together. Maybe. Or she's an alien. Could go either way.
Home Schooled Alien.
That sure is a huge mini mouse!
Maybe all the amputated feet and legs come back as fingers.
I think she's from the future too.
Nice combination: half-size right shoulder, half-size face, and seven sorta-fingers. No PsD, just an accurate depiction of the aliens that Stephen Hawking's been warning about this week. RUN!
I'm glad SOMEONE thought to mention her oh-so-fake hair. I thought that was the PSD until I scrolled down and saw her freak-out hand. The power of German engineering.
Bro, I think you miscounted. Seven fingers (and counting... ;)
Those are awfully stubby fingers. Is it possible that they're toes? I mean, parts is parts.
I see seven fingers... one could possibly be her thumb, but then that still leaves six actual fingers.
I wonder what one could do with seven fingers?
Man, Lady GaGa's really hard up for money, huh?
WHy do they even need to comp a picture like this? Why don't they just grab Helga from Accounting, und say, "Helga, you are Schoen! Take zis Maus und put on zis faken Hairen und schtand over der beside Deiter's cubicle."
are we sure this isn't an ad for cosmetic surgery that reads 'shoulders so narrow, you'll have the flexibility of a mouse!" ?
Clearly not a PSD. Anyone who understands design and/or photoshop can tell that. I am subscribing just so I can unsubscribe.
Way to go, Chuck!
How the f@#k do you fail like that? How????
SEVEN fingers and ONE thumb. And a bunch of people who can't count to 7 :-=
Oh yeah? I can count to seven with one hand tied behind my back, buddy!
I wonder what it will feel like when she does with her seven fingered hand what boys want her to do... uhm... you know...
hehe...
uhm...
*turn pink*
I'm confused, do they do transplants ? Cause two more fingers on each hand would make me type way faster.
Seven
"I wonder what it will feel like when she does with her seven fingered hand what boys want her to do... uhm... you know...
hehe...
uhm...
*turn pink*"
ZOMG! She'd be AWESOME at PS3! I was SO thinking that too!!
I think there are 7 fingers!!
I mean, in spanish, thumbs are fingers, too. So we say "7 fingers", not "six fingers and a thumb".
Can one (alien or not) actually be able to balance/hold a mouse the way she is?
(I can't - but perhaps that is one advantage to having extra fingers.)
@donna
Your assuming the rest of her hand is correctly shaped. I bet she has huge fluid sacks filled with alien juice in the palms of her hands.
I wonder if its the same ad company that did those stupid palm pre commercials?
YIPES!!! Seven if you count the thumb. Which I do. If it ain't a finger, what is it, a toe? lol.
Also, her wig does not fit at all...is she even actually wearing it, or is that PS also?
Puerile humor, coming right up: Botched hand job! XD ahahahhaaha
this is clearly intentional.
i'm unsubscriberiberizeringing.
vw: noxia. a cell phone?
No, not a psd. That is an add for Empfanger. The new finger transplant surgery. Tattoos and piercings are so last decade. More fingers are where it's at. Oh, and eyeball tattoos. .. You think i joke?
Fantastic!
Some people in my family were born with 6 fingers, though, so this is possible. Not sure why I am saying that, I only have five fingers per hand and five toes per foot.
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Please people have a look in a dictionary before spouting off what you think you know about fingers and thumbs.
OED
finger
• noun 1 each of the four slender jointed parts attached to either hand (or five, if the thumb is included)
Merriam-Webster
finger
1 : any of the five terminating members of the hand : a digit of the forelimb; especially : one other than the thumb
And from all the medical Dictionaries I could find
finger one of the five digits of the hand.
Don't you have a name for the other fingers as well?
I'm from Argentina (I don't know if it's the same in other spanish-speaking countries) and the fingers are: pulgar (thumb), Ãndice, mayor, anular and meñique.
This post turned out to be a lesson of anatomy!
I understand that six-fingered aliens are normal, but what about seven fingers?
they are more than normal.
vw: fearex. kinda scary.
Gessh people, how do you it's not 7 really skinny thumbs???
Clearly, she has never been camping.
c'm guys, give her a hand. at least she didn't let her handicap stop her modelling career.
it's good to see that even in the face of a no-argument psd you nerds can still find something to debate.
must be an alien of another planet alright, cause i have counted 7 finmgers... wtf???
Se must also be a midget alien, the mouse is supposed to be "mini"... woah!
My God, i think a lot of the commenters here need to have some breakfast before they go on the internet.
She does not have 7 fingers, she has 6 fingers and thumb! If one more idiot says she's got 7 fingers i'll get liquid snake to assassinate half the population of this planet.
And secondly, who suggested 2 coupled hands? Yeah, 3 fingers on each hand? Or maybe 4 on one hand and 2 on the other? Wake up! there isn't half enough digits on the picture to make up 2 hands! (okay so there is 2 more than half - big deal) meh, i'm totally sick of the idiotic dribble people put for comments, atleast here in Afganistan we have laws about this sort of thing. Good. Bye. un. sub. ...scribing. (and don't get clever and tell me i'm a hypocrite 'cos i just posted a load of dribble myself - i call it, 'irony', it's a new word i invented because i like iron's but they're not tiny enough, hence, the world's smallest iron, the irony. I'm gonna be filthy rich mate)
The clue is right next to the extra digits: "USB Empfänger".
As any German student fule kno, "Empfänger" means "add finger".
WV: tritu (tritu do a better job next time)
The future is near
When everybody surgically adds new limbs to his/her body, because it's cosmetically appealing.
WV: sualnu Sue all now in german...
I counted 7, mr Wayne.
@Gerry Swanson
Yes we do actually have a word for wireless mini notebook but only idiodt are using the german expression because it sounds terrible.
btw in germany a thump is clearly on of the 5 fingers per hand.
ohhhh not to forget: "kleiner kabeloser Klapprechner"
Seven of Nine.
See what I did there? It's like a tenuous link between her digit count and her resemblence to aliens. And I don't even watch Star Trek.
At first glance, it looked more like a foot to me. A weird polydactylous foot that she's balancing the mouse on.
And yes, definitely, that "mini" mouse is freakin' huge.
WV: prodshin. A suitable kick to deliver to the art director of this one.
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