While we could discuss the sheer implausibility of Ms Zenatti’s bosom, we would be overlooking the more fundamental crisis of reality that this image represents. Is she lying down? Has she recently been slapped with a fish, possibly a trout? Were there really no other pictures they could find for the cover? Was a photocopier used to make this image? But mostly, the bad bad bosom.
Thanks to Antonia! Bigger version here!