When I think of portable generators I always think of one-legged women in S&M gear. I mean, duh.
Thanks to Tobi!
Norma: Cornering The Disabled Lesbian Market
When I think of portable generators I always think of one-legged women in S&M gear. I mean, duh.
Thanks to Tobi!
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her brother's name is Bob, famous for having no arms and no legs floating in the ocean.
Enough of these real PsDs... We want the ambiguous ones so we can complain about this blog!
I don't get the Lesbian reference. Are one legged women more likely to be gay?
wait, how is she a lesbian?
Four comments in and no one has pointed out that it's an air compressor, not a generator? :)
OMG. The left cylinder return line is missing!!! and there is no way the air filter can move in that position.
Gay AND handicapped? You are trying to kill your parents aren't you?
Maybe her right leg is struck through the wall?
Because all lesbians have a fondness for hardware store merchandise.... and pvc clothing.
My girlfriend is like that
She's a lesbian because she is also sponsored by the Kraft Nabisco golf tourney?
I don't think she can be a lesbian, since she appears to have a large balloon-shaped single-cheeked ass where her genitalia would be. Maybe she inflated it with the air compressor and the other leg popped before the photo.
They left her leg off so no one would notice what a horrible job they did pasting their logo on her stomach and arm...and her gigantic head.
Maybe she's a dufflepud? I saw the Dawn Treader trailer a days ago.
Cmon everybody. You all know she's called a lesbian because it stirs the hornet's nest and makes more people comment.
@Jim Drew lol but maybe it was better when she was invisible.
Seriously, how does this happen??? Does anyone know???
Poor girl has a shrunken right arm.
Oh! Wait! Is that supposed to show the designers knowledge of foreshortening?
(Or, rather, lack of.)
FYI - The missing leg is obviously just another camping accident.
Gumby legs!!!
(I mean leg.)
Sorry guys, don't get the sexual identity reference either. Have I missed anything, or is it just plainly stupid/homophobic/heteronormatively biased/pubertal humour?
Cornering the disabled TRANSGENDERED Market?
I am dismayed by the inference that disabled people can't be a sexual orientation other than lesbian! What is this world coming when whole demographic groups are excluded on the basis of their sexual preferences! I long for the day when disabled people of all persuasions can stand up and be accepted. Until that day... or the next blog whichever comes first, I'm Unsubscribering!
Scene: Horatiorama rides in on his white horse.
"Hark! Are there any fair damsels to be saved by this brave and valiant knight? They have need of my manly beard and sideburns to defend their honour!"
I get the lesbian reference - let me explain. It not that the poor model is a unidexter, its that she is hot and that lesbians are more likely to be buying air compressors because they are not bound by gender stereotypes. Also lesbians may not be put off by a unidexter whereas men (except Paul mCartney) would be. All perfectly reasonable. Speaking as an unboneable woman of heft I know these things. WV bilitery - I am that too.
The gray box in the middle indicates "two handy plugs" in german btw., so that might be the "missing link" there...
I got nothing other than the wv which is fatessi.
The model doesn't have a fat ess i.
Dear trollees: everyone of intelligence (not me, I'm not capable of an epic Shakespearian speech like the Loco lady)) knows that a raccoon fetish indicates not lesbianism but serious perversion. It does not indicate pubertal humour (whatever the fuck that is) either. I think we all can agree that disabled lesbians have no humor, so we should take pity on the poor little things and knock it off.
AND I'm unsubscribbling until the next comment too!
Q. What do you call a one-legged woman (of no particular sexual orientation/fetish)?
A. Peg
Oh, sorry... let me put my Thespian hat back on...
Q: What dost thou callest thy singularly-limbed lady?
A: Margaret
Hmmm.... guess it loses something in the translation.
Pedahzur, i was just about to say that :D
OK, maybe not King Harry. Maybe the Reverend Doctor King.
I like how it says "mit zwei praktischen anschlüssen" ... with two convenient plugs ... i always thought girls ... ah no ... that's too nasty :D
Not a PsD at all! Her leg simply ripped off by the huge suction (Ansaugkraft) of the compressor!
Now, that's what I call 'having a slight case of the windy pops!'
WV: squitch - hahahahahaa where do I start?!!?
"Zwei praktische Anschlüsse" indicates one could attach a second leg if that's your kink. Amazing, I want one!
She's just got 2 really skinny legs crammed into one trouser leg and shoe, duhhh, oh and she's obvioussly a lesbian becuase she lives next door to me and buys ready meals and stuff. That and her hairy ugly boyfriend turned out to be a woman, never would have guessed tbh.
wv: Satio - I satio on the chairio!
知識可以傳授，智慧卻不行。每個人必須成為他自己。....................................................................
Lost that other leg in a camping disaster, I see! I guess a hungry grizzly bear found her while she was sleeping, and decided to have itself a drumstick. lol
One legged women in S&M gear with a portable generator, er, air compressor, and paste on logos?
I think I'm in love.....
She is merely an acrobat with her other leg behind her back. :D
she seems to have two knees on one leg
Horatiorama, being so painfully anal about the light-hearted use of labels will not get you laid any more than the rest of us. Embrace the lesbians; watch their DVDs, get to know them, mess up a sock over them, it's all very good.
一腿的女同志有asdas许多智慧。
you're furr of it asdas!
WV: shenes as in "I've got 2 shenes but this one legged lesbian only has one."
I love this ad! It's so hilariously nonsensical, I would buy the product just because.
As for Aaron thinking she's being called a lesbian, I believe his confusion comes from not understanding the term "S&M." Just for the record, Aaron, it stands for "Sadism & Masochism," and has nothing to with gender preference whatsoever.
WV: bringlia. This is what I would say if I had a party and the model's name was Lia.
@Alejo the lesbian discussion comes from the title, not the S&M reference
Unipedal male with Superhero/spandex-fetish seeks open-minded unipedal Dominatrix to explore a mutual interest in pneumatic sex toys...er... power tools.
@Lou: of course he has 2 knees, she's double-jointed. Only so she can take about an hour on the tower of power.
Lesbian. Thespian. Whatever.
I just want to know if she'd eat a banana in a hardware store.
Raj--
I guess we proved who really isn't so smart! Oops! Sorry, Aaron!
By the way, if anyone wants those boots, I can find them for you on various sites. I haz da hookups on gothic footwear. Those are Demonias, actually pretty comfy and great on the dance floor. But you do sort of need two legs if you wanna really boogie lol.
@WDI: I am all in for the deconstruction or the 'light-hearted use of labels'. Alas!, my dear friend/faggot/vegetarian/neo-con/younameit, not everybody is. ;-)
I can forgive you everything in that comment apart from 'deconstruction'. It offends me almost as much as 'literally'.
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