A4: Dream Team

Helpful tip: Lay off the ketamine while you’re on a pay gig.
Thanks to Nina! Original is here!

Helpful tip: Lay off the ketamine while you’re on a pay gig.
Thanks to Nina! Original is here!

Mildly insulting comment if needed.
Thanks to JD. Thsdfsdfd sdfdsfds.

Oh Apple, we didn’t mind when you went all control freaky with your App store. We didn’t mind when you got all weird about Flash. We didn’t even mind when you killed those hookers and tried to blame it on our parents. But we do mind when you let your production standards plummet like this.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!
Edit: Wow, they changed it. I’d like to think someone at Apple at some point shouted “It’s on fricking Photoshop fricking Disasters! You’re going to be here all night.”

In Derek Zoolander voice: Hello, Earth to Matilda, how can she have a baby without a belly button? Where would the little baby join on? Without a belly button?
Thanks to Ibolya! Original is here!