Innocent bystander: Oh no! I've accidentally cut this picture in half! How can I fix it before the boss gets back? This is a job for Half-assed Man!
Half-assed Man: Stand back, let me sort this out. Just a little clone, smudge, blur a bit. Um, do you need this today?
Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!
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Wow! That is one of the worst disasters I've seen. LOL
She lost all that weight cos something's been chewing on her arm.
Whatever diet she's on, I do NOT want.
It's like she has little Adipose babies about to burst forth from her arm flap.
Some intern needs to be fired...
wv: puncedd (what they'll do to the intern before firing...)
it's like when you get two bits of plasticine and try to smoosh them together and then hide the seam.
What, nobody noticed the seam down her thighs? Usually these mags lengthen the legs, not shorten them!
It was obviously scanned in from a magazine. It's not like it's the original shot.
Ignore that vertical line through those wondrously perfect thighs! No disasteration here. Unsubscribbling now and taking everyone else with me! So there!
What the hell happened to her left arm? It looks like a sock full of marbles!
Wow. Aren't you cruel to the recipient of the world's first legs transplant?
Zaphod, look at her fuzzy "belly", her Arnie arm, her underthigh dimples, her left arm elbow pit, her hair's shadow, her thigh seam, her thigh top humps, and stop wondering. It'll just hurt your head. A couple of glasses of wine'll do it for me.
This doesn't look like an image that would appear in the magazine [link]. Could it be and early preview erroneously sent out as a marketing material or, perhaps, some dodo on the Huffington Post staff tried to scan and stitch two pages and failed miserably?
OOPS! Left out one more. Go to the original and see how well they shoved on those open toes alligator high heeled boots. The hair is more obvious there too.
The left arm is NOT a PSD... It's a mirage!
The arms actually out of view behind Jessica's lovely head, but she is just SO HOT that that the heat coming off her body has refracted the light rays behind her.
I bet it was caused by the wide angle lens.
i followed the link... the second photo is even more amusing.
Al's right:
"some dodo on the Huffington Post staff tried to scan and stitch two pages and failed miserably"
Why didn't they just use the original?
It's the 10 pixel feather diet - all the range in Hollywood
Do you think that the retoucher has sat back in his/her chair and thought 'And the bitches still paid me! SUCKERS!'
Looks like the PSD wizard 'shopped everything that normally would be left alone and forgot about the rest (flabby arm, calf muscles, body skin tone (the face was done). Was this image even supposed to go out? They didn't even try to clean up the studio background. And what happened to that pug's tail…?
Poor woman... missing a finger and all...
Or maybe it is more "Mommy! Mommy! My finger is stuck in the baby's head!"
Driving to work this morning I saw a train wreck.. Thought that would be the worst I would see today.
I was mistaken..
Actually I think the pictures are out of sync.. The second was made first. She did indeed step on the dog's tail.
"All the photoshoppers in the world couldn't put her humpties back together again."
Oh! That's awful!
t'as pas le droit ! au secours ;/
como pueden publicar algo asà ?!
La pobre, no tiene celulitis, tiene los dedos normales y un brazo firme, alguien quiere borrarla ?
If you look at the "original" - it seems like they "added" to the left of the "image" also.
"No, really, I promise. I am an expert with the smudge tool. No one will ever notice!"
@adler
I agree, the second image of the link is indeed more amusing.
However, could these two pix be a joke. Surely no one would allow such an ill-posed, unflattering image of Jessica trying to whistle to be available to the public. Would they?
Tell the person who prepared these images that there are other lines of work that don't require much attention to detail. May want to change his/her field. (Seriously)
Well, I just looked at the picture in the mag and it's on 2 pages... So yeah, that's the website linked that merged the two parts... They also (badly) photoshoped the second pic, it looks real in the actual mag...
Im speechless so... that is all
This being for fashion, they forgot to liquefy her breasts out of proportion and make her impossibly thin.
This isn't the photo in the magazine so this post is a MASSIVE FAIL. But its what I've come to expect from this shit blog that doesn't check its sources.
people people people!!! the bumps on her arms and the fuzzy tummy are due to the shocking attempt to remove the textured background. look at the second photo on the original link - see the background? the intern was convinced he/she could successfully blend the two leg sections but damn that background must have presented a challenge.
Eh, I'd still hit it.
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She's got some tree-trunk legs right there.
Its incredible the Photo and the model are extremely good and this disaster makes it all horrible.
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