The febrile and jejune mainstream media is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan, while apposite and meritorious blogs like this one are obsessed with her navel. Does it just roam around her body in the manner of a peripatetic leech? We should be thesaurus error!
Thanks to Erin R and everyone who sent this in! Original is here!
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It's actually not a navel, but an intoxication indicator that moves up and down her mid-section in direct correlation to her blood alcohol levels. Duh.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/38041
check out the original link and see how different the original photos look.... Lindsay Lohan looks awful in real life. *SMH*
Missing belly button is becoming a classic.
Belly button means sober, missing belly button means refrain from dangerous activities like archery or driving Jeeps in your hillbilly backyard.
Her belly button is roaming the Earth, looking for her passport.
WV: pasyndis
"Hey Design team? Who wants to move Lohan's belly button lower in the archery shot?"
"I'm-a gonna pasyndis."
The third one seems normal.
Archery pose disaster, too. That is, unless it was her intention to ping her right nipple towards whatever it is she's supposed to be hunting.
On the cover? How do they miss a bellybutton on the freakin' cover?!
WV: resta
"I'll photoshop her alcoholism out and the resta is fine"
Her navel dodges parole officers too?
Her navel is a spare funnel for alcohol. Note its location high above the stomach -- navels don't have muscles to swallow, so it has to be above. It really helps when in rehab.
In fairness, she IS wearing a "sexy retro bathing suit." And back in them thar retro days, ALL belly buttons were painted out. (This one seems to be painted out, not airbrushed out.)
I will never understand the obsession with Lindsey L. - she's obnoxious and has no self-control, no self-esteem.
- David
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I'm unsubscribing. Surely this is an example of photo's taken with a wide/narrow/navel obscuring lense. Pfffft. Don't you you guys know anything about anatomy, or the rare condition that leads to the free roaming belly button!!!!!!!!!!
Must be awful to wake up and realise you've got nowhere to keep mysterious blue fluff.
Maybe she had her bellybutton sugically removed since she ran out of "enhancement" surgeries to choose from.
I wonder if missing bellybuttons go to the same place as missing limbs? Now there's a deep thought.
If you can not be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.............................................................
How can I submit this jiraffe beauty?
http://www.misionmundial.com.ar/sudafrica-2010/Romina-Belluscio_CLAIMA20100717_0006_7.jpg
I love this blog! (From Argentina)
Moments like this make me doubt the true professionalism of those editing photographs of celebrities. If they are being paid more than forty times my income, they had better know where to put a belly button.
If you watch the behind-the-scenes video of the shoot, you can see that her belly button is covered up by the bikini.
If she lets go of that arrow, her belly button won't be the only thing that'll need to be airbrushed; they'll be needing to shop the horrendous scars off her fingers too.
I heard snorting vodka from your belly button, until it disapears completely, is the top fashion in prison these days.
Hey man unless you submitted all these yourselves you just got all the pics appearing here copied on www.topito.com
I've noticed a lot of other sites, quite frankly, stealing images from this site. And most of the time, it's without any decleration. It's why i stopped trying to find similar sites to this one, they're all just compilations of images copied this site - nothing original!
Face it, after Raquel Welch, the cave woman thing is just inane and is a jump-the-shark shot.
@Irina and Jonny Dade
They have to wait for this place to hash things out so they know which spots on the graphic to circle. If you have to mark and circle the screw ups, you're on Fail Blog.
Submission!
Would this one qualify ?
http://olegart.livejournal.com/1416946.html
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