MyNet: My Neck

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Unfortunately my grasp of Klingon or Arabic or whatever writing this site is in is non-existent, so I have no idea where this image is from. Probably somewhere middle-eastern, like Korea!

Thanks to Ellnoy! Original is here!
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66 comments:

Dai said...

Classic case - I've seen it before.
Girl puts on gingham top.
Head tries to escape the embarrassment.

Brad J (Kazrak) said...

Steve Martin said it best. "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."

Xicão said...

Me: I think her head glued on the wall and she is trying to take it off
My friend: No, this must be a "save the giraffes" ad

hattalahutta said...

It's Hebrew :)

Wood said...

That's Hebrew, by the way.

Google-translation :

http://translate.google.fr/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mynet.co.il%2Farticles%2F0%2C7340%2CL-3924543%2C00.html&sl=iw&tl=en&hl=&ie=UTF-8

Mik said...

My girlfriend can do that.

aijin said...

Something seems really weird about her breasts. Like they were glued on.

Maxx said...

I did the Google thing too.

"Pretty Boy Paul Moore shopping sick" says the title.

Now I'm scared... whatever else is proportional to that neck?

Rai said...

Def a PSD

But while the neck does indeed look to be photoshopped longer, the real problem is actually the photoshoping of the hair.

That is what is turning her into a giraffe and making her boobs so bizarre.

Barrington said...

Yeah, Raj, that and the enormous distance between her head and her shoulders ...

henke said...

"my eyes are all the way up here..."

Tarek said...

In case you weren' being your sarcastic you, it's Hebrew aka Isreali!

Tarek said...

Oh and that's the new divine proprtion relative to her feet!

Steve said...

NOPE.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

WDI said...

It's Beaker's sister.

waldobaby said...

The right boob is her "neck" The left boob is shaped by the hair. I'll shut up now.

Taltos said...

Photography disaster, more than anything: a lot of the left side of her body is covered by hair, leading to the odd-looking proportions. If you mentally fill in the missing area, things start to look a little more normal. Photographer should have had her move her hair away from that area.

ZaphodQB said...

Taltos, Back away from the crack pipe!

DaeNyun said...

You may be an expert in Photoshop or imaging or whatever, but you definitely don't know where middle-east is.
Korea is at far east Asia, while middle-east is somewhat closer to Europe.
Being an Asian, I am offended by this comment on middle-east and Korea.

Scott Hargis said...

Never mind the neck, what the hell happened to her tits?!

wv: Hysse, as in some art director is gonna have a Hysse-fit when he sees this.

Rio Diaz said...

That's a man. Her name is Paul Moore.

ZaphodQB said...

DaeNyun, Go to TOOLS on the menu bar, then select OPTIONS, then select the CONTENT TAB and put a check mark in the little box that says "Enable sarcasm highlighting"

It will keep you from whining like a little home schooled girl unnecessarily .

L. Shepherd said...

I'm a little more worried about the enormous chunk of hair growing out of her right shoulder. I think certain medications, such as giraffaline, can cause that.

JDsg said...

As others have noted, the language is Hebrew. ".il" = Israel. You know these Israeli girls...

Mad Izatie said...

Many LULZ. She looks like ET.

And for those who can't understand sarcasm, get off the internet before you hurt yourself.

Ken said...

Korea==Mid-east...ummm...I guess that's what you get in 'public school'

O, come on! Someone had to bring it up to get it mixed up!!! 80)

PSBTW:yes, i knew he was joking when he said that...i just had to get a public school dig in 90)

Karla said...

I KNEW someone would point out that Korea isn't in the middle east. YEAH, it's a joke! Don't they have those over there? Moron.

Otney said...

My python can do that.

PoCoLoco said...

NOT a PSD.

It is a time-honored coming-of-age ritual that every Thai Paduang woman's head is velcro'd to the wall after having her gold neck stretching rings removed... and dressed up trashy like Lindsay Lohan... and plastered all over Israeli dating websites.

Martin said...

EEEK!!!

Donna said...

If the language had been Polish, it would have been easy to tell: She'd have six fingers on one hand and would be playing a guitar.

(You learn so incredibly much from this website.)

Claude said...

When all else fails, blame it on a wide-angled lens (which was accepted as a logical explanation for the one-winged airplane/cell phone ad), or blame it on a camping accident (which seems to work well for almost every other kind of disaster).

ewaffle said...

@ Tatlos "If you mentally fill in the missing area, things start to look a little more normal."

Right. No different from mentally editing out the iceberg so that the maiden voyage of the Titanic becomes more normal.

wv: prehoon; too easy--what you do before you hoon.

Max Inclined said...

With jaundice, too. Oh, must be that natural giraffe coloration...

Domitype said...

From the long neck, narrow shoulders, projectile boobs and skinny arms either the model is suffering from Barbie Syndrome ( http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/174836.stm or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie_syndrome ) or the photographer/editor did everything possible to make her look that way!

cream said...

If you rotate the image 90° counter-clockwise so she's lying down things start looking better...

ellyd@bezeqint.net said...

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Some Guy said...

WAIT, Middle-Eastern - Korea? WHAT THE FUCK?! 0_o

Anonymous_Gamer said...

WAIT

Middle Eastern = Korea? Please get god damn well educated. FUCK YOU!

Michael Grosberg said...

The Model's name is "Mor Shaul", first name Mor, last name Shaul.
She lives in Be'er Sheba, near the Negev desert, which is probably why she resembles a camel.

And yes, Korea is TOTALLY in the middle East, right next to Klingonia! so everyone STFU.

Halma said...

She famous! She has won the Isreali Erotic Entertainment League's "Deep Throat" competition three years running...

Gosun said...

HAHAHAHAHAH - 'middle eastern - like Korea'

Where did you go to school?! No wait, I've got a bad case of deja vu about this..........

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Khadija Ejaz said...

Erm, that looks like Hebrew.

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Mad Izatie said...

No, Korea is in Africa, derp! Next to Tapzania, just south of Australia!

CJ said...

The pic looks fine to me; her shoulders are right where they should be, attached halfway up her neck...

Davidikus said...

Not a PSD, come on! The image obversly comes from Afrika (sp?): she has just had her neck rings removed and is going to hold her head against the wall until the muscles build up! So yes, probably an Afreecan (sp?) country like Swaziland or Switzerland or even Brasil (sp?).
Anywhere they would wear this (click to see).
So the real PSD is that they digitally bleached her skin, I guess. I don't know what they do in those Affrican countries like Kolorado (sp?).

You can be glad I am here to point out the real PsD, otherwise people would just be flounce deleting en masse.

http://davidikus.blogspot.com/

Christie said...

Ouch. That had to hurt.

Saurio said...

Nobody said Modigliani? Nobody? Oh, Humanity! You are dumbing down!

James said...

Modigliani.

john said...

I wish my girlfriend could do that...

stinkypie said...

Y'know, it's not so much the neck as it is the, um decollete/collarbone area. Looks like one of those giant mouse traps--the glue board? she got stuck and someone is trying to pull her off by her belly...

Insert name here said...

I don't know what is more disturbing : that some people paid to impose their taste on pics think that stick figures drawn by 5 year old boys are sexy, or that humour hasn't reached the distant province where DaeNyun lives.

"Guppy" Honaker said...

Hummm, maybe she's from Giraffe land? That would explain the extra long neck!

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Insert name here said...

Modigliani's famous sculpture doesn't have boobs. She's obviously a Kayan, and the language is a language of Burma, not Korean or yiddish.

flauros said...

The website is written in Hebrew! Its from Israel...

Adrian said...

Heh, I followed one of the links to the Google translation version of the page and I particularly liked these comments:

11. To respond to the thinness and so on - the image processing through
Me, North (26.07.10)

12. Terrace for sale? Push up too much Apscker suffocate
Joshua (26.07.10)

13. I want to shout "I grew "!!!!
Sharon (26.07.10)

14. Common Raven. (Tel)
Esti (26.07.10)

Hibryd said...

Oh, great, now we have TWO kinds of troll here:

1) Those that pretend not to see glaringly obvious problems with human proportion

2) Those that pretend not to get obvious jokes made by the author

DaeNyun said...

I KNOW middle east=korea is a joke.
If I said you Americans are all Nazis, would you not be offended?

Yo Momma said...

"I KNOW middle east=korea is a joke.
If I said you Americans are all Nazis, would you not be offended?"

No, because it is true.

Proud American.

Karla said...

'I KNOW middle east=korea is a joke.
If I said you Americans are all Nazis, would you not be offended?'


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Do you not understand context? Obviously the tone was satirical.

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thesaucer said...

one extra-long earring. beseder

janniOstoike said...

I am not sure if this is a PSD.
Had to make a little experiment:

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/2145/mybloodynet.gif

Makes me think this is just a really weird piece of photography... Which does not make it any better. Still not nice to look at! Who takes a look at things like that and says "Oh! I like that! Let's publish it." ...