From: marketing
To: production
Subject: Changes round #17:
- Make head another 25% smaller
- Make hips more disjointed
- Left leg still looks plausible please fix
Pure Silk: Now Available In Uncanny Valley
From: marketing
To: production
Subject: Changes round #17:
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My girlfriend + my squid, together, can do that. Although it's still not as creepy.
Ironically, the breasts were not changed.
All I asked for in a girlfriend was long legs and a little head once in a while... Somehow you misunderstood.
Heaven forbid one should be afflicted with a rusty aerosol.
methinks neither leg is in its god-intended position
Gumby's girlfriend can do that.
The PSD Drop Shadow effect gives her foot such much more depth, as if it's really hers!
Luckily she's easy to recycle, so we may encounter more of her bits and drop shadows on this very blog.
In fairness, the tagline does read "For Legs Like Pure Silk." They didn't specify how they would be like silk.
However, the gimpy little pinky toe is awesome!
NOT a PSD. We're victims of forced perspectives. Pure Silk can't be held responsible if anyone were to infer that the blonde model standing in the background and the leggy model lying prone in the foreground were one and the same model. Sadly the prone model is starting to melt under the summer heat.
That should be "right leg" in the caption. Her right leg is the one handing down.
Alhavra said...
That should be "right leg" in the caption. Her right leg is the one handing down.
Why? The left leg looks all fucked up.
I mean yeah the right leg looks wonky too, but the left legs makes my hip hurt to look at it.
You remind me of Biafra children :(
That's not even a leg is it? I mean come on, it looks like a big droopy schlong, and as for her missing leg, they should be ashamed.
The section of body and head are clearly from a shot were she's standing! Why oh why oh why oh why!
Who pays these monkeys?
Damn! That's my favorite brand of shaving cream too! I'll never be able to buy it again without guffawing!
I'm not gonna submit this, because it's a girl's myspace picture :p but I thought you all might enjoy it (or hate it, whatever):
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/80/l_aa3f4c6ec08e4db084c7bdee4ddb6fad.jpg
the worst part? it's gotten 157 comments, all of which seem to be positive :\
btw, the caption on that photo: "my stomach looks weird." hahahaha nice downplay!
Why would anyone let that go to print? What is wrong with people????
dirtyrobber, what's your issue with her pic? She might look anorexic, other than that nothing looks retouched regarding body parts.
^ DUDE HER HIPS ARE THE SAME WIDTH AS HER HEAD.
Also, her skirt seems to be melting.
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