Some Catalog: Not Quite Human

Some Catalog PSD
I'm just going to leave this here.

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32 comments:

Xicão said...

Is tat Jacob Black?

RobIII said...

Looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger with long hair and shrunken arms to me...

FxFarlakes said...

shoud that blue not be green or yellow?
WV: bonest,c'est ne pas vrai,but okay..I surrender

Donna Samoyloff said...

What do models think when they see themselves butchered like this? Do they have legal recourse?

RobIII said...

Not my best work, but still... What has been seen cannot be unseen.

David said...

I have to say, my favourite part is how the right arm gets thicker as you move from the armpit to the elbow. Doesn't yours do that? Or is it just me and John Merrick?

Maxx said...

This screams for an "Imma firin ma lazer!" mashup..

After which we might as well all move to that other forum..

jk.. I love this place.

bernhard.werner said...

She looks like my girlfriend. ;-D

Trekker4747 said...

Eh. I'd still hit it.

tome said...

I really hope that some of this is due to the paper being bent when the image was scanned.

Otherwise David Icke is right.

waldobaby said...

probably not bent. The spacing of the stripes in her top is consistent all over.

Trekker4747 said...

Frankly I find in Neytiri in "human face" sort-of offensive.

Bofofo said...

Is that a dude ?

Bilby P. Dalgyte said...

...I'm scared...

PoCoLoco said...

'Not quite human?'

Yeah? So what's your point?

Except for the fake tan concealing her lovely gray skin and the obviously 'Shopped in hair, she's a perfectly attractive alien.

I wait for the day when all sentient beings - spanning the spectrum of 'bonability' - can model without fear of persecution nor discrimination.

Caryn said...

The arms of severely thin women can do that, though not as pronounced as you see here. It looks like the 'shopper was trying to get her that starving concentration camp look, but wanted to keep the boobs as well.

Eman said...

I look at those arms and the way they get larger and just think of Popeye. I yam what I yam!

Photoshop Clipping Path said...

just love using photoshop….

Donna said...

In addition to the disproportionate arms and hands, something funny is happening with the thick-ish, uneven neck; deflated left boob; crooked smile; the mis-shapened nose and legs; possibly too high hairline; missing skin folds on her elbows and knees; and placement of shadows (or lack of them).

Oh, yeah, and where is the hair you would expect to see behind and below her right shoulder? And I question if the head is on the correct plane with regard to rest of the body?

Otherwise, I think it’s perfectly fine.

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Melencolia said...

This proves the existence of unintelligent design.

"Guppy" Honaker said...

I don't see any "photoshop" tweaking here. But the model is one scrawny little thing isn't she? She'd look so much better with a little weight and muscle tone. (The potential for beauty is already there - she just needs a body now.)

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Katie said...

@ Donna Samoyloff

Only if they're butchered like this before the photo is taken.

:)

waldobaby said...

@ Donna: it's the curse of taking a picture of a normal average human, those evil bastards!

(ignoring the tubular arms)

Michael Grosberg said...

In the name of the League for the Advancement of Alien Stick People, I'd like to commend this catalog for giving our people the employment opportunity they so desperately need.

Hidden Persuaders said...

she maybe part Na'vi

doka said...

Okay, I surrender...I've got nothing.

Maze said...

She's miss Fantastic from th Fantastic 5!!! :-)

ChefNick said...

Avatar! There really are aliens!

Korscha said...

Here's my shot, RobIII. I didn't know good ol' Arnie was into the alien catalog modeling thingy. Must've been on that Total Recall period.

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Miranda said...

oh, gross!

BurnUnit said...

Judging from her posture and her expression, I'm wondering if she might just need more fiber in her diet.