Besame: The Tell-Tale Part

Besame PSD
Oh Besame, why can't you Bedifferent?

Thanks to Rubén! Original is here![warning: ladies in their grundies]
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37 comments:

waldobaby said...
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WDI said...

Besame has gone into liquidation.

Thorny Vine said...

It doesn't even take the floorboards to tell that this photo has been 'shopped. They just help evidence-wise. xD

Harly said...

Hehe, the same disaster is there all through the catalogue.

Not Fenimore said...

The floorboard is funny, yeah, but it's hard to see why they bothered... you'd think they would have just made the mannequin's waist narrower when they were molding it.

Davidikus said...

One of the best... It was really not difficult to clone another of the floorboard joints!

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NYSartorialist said...

The incompetence of these "pro's" never ceases to amaze me... nor the completely unnecessary 'shopping.

tome said...

Thank god they slimmed down that big fat woman. I might have been made to look at some beached whale.

curvature said...

I don't understand why they didn't also take a few moments to sort out the tangled mat of her hair.

eww.

Don K. said...

I think we're all missing the fact that they also amputated her elbow.

Jared said...

wait a second- are you all sure she's not just laying on a custom carved curved bleached wood board?

waldobaby said...
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Donna said...

@DonK
Good catch on the missing (and funny-bent) left elbow.

However, is not her tanned chest shadowed differently than the rest of her body?

Also, can somebody have "their girlfriend" try this pose? And if she did, would she effortlessly be able to have her spike-heeled shoes in the same approximate position as this model's?

PoCoLoco said...

Not a PSD.

You don't have to be Stephen Hawking to know that all Heavenly bodies bend and distort the light rays that pass by them.

Beverly Bohan said...

C'mon, she has one helluva body/face. Why they feel the need to liquify her is beyond my comprehension.

Ravyn Skye said...

The same thing is going on by her right forearm and right triceps.

I don't know where the shadow is supposed to be coming from, but I'm reasonably sure that cleavage doesn't work that way... even in a bra.

Also, there is something about her hips and the way they line up with her spine's curve that is really bugging me... that and the fact that she appears be missing a pubic mound is just creeping me out.

ventura said...

My girlfriend's floor can do that.

Robbie said...

Not only missing a pubic mound, but actually in possession of a pubic hollow.

That ass-tee looks very uncomfortable. I'm glad I'm not a model.

WV: corments. Keep those corments coming, people!

Isha said...

"Make her thinner AND curvier."
"But sir, we can see her hip bones, they're already jutting out by an inch!"
"SKINNIER AND CURVIER! Dammit. My manga women don't look anything like this cow."

Neil Roberts said...

Always gotta love a girl in lingerie and heels though ;-)

Evergrey said...

This reminds me of "pressed faeries."

amber_cathey said...

Is anyone else disturbed by what seems to be the very high heel coming directly out of her ass? No? Just me then.

"Guppy" Honaker said...

Hummmm, looks like the floor boards in our house after my son-in-law decided he could do a good job!

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GiAnjos said...

oh my!!! besides the "floor", is she a cartoon??????!!! O_o

Miranda said...

Yeah I can do this pose in spike heels, but it does not result in grotesquely protruding hip bones nor in a carved out lower back. (Nor in bent floorboards lol.) Nor is it exactly effortless, but that goes without saying.

Results in my guy friends popping wood, though. ROFL!

Neil Roberts said...

Miranda - I think we need the evidence! ;-)

Nikos said...

@Neil : You really wanna see evidence of Miranda's 'guy friends' popping wood? OK... Different strokes for different folks I s'pose...

Current Resident said...

Her face is so over-processed that she looks like one of those "Real Girl" dolls.

David said...

Really, how hard can it be to starve a young woman until she's thin enough to take a picture of her without this kind of unnecessary trickery?

Bonnie said...

i think the most cringe inducing part of this photo is the position of her right leg and foot. It's not every woman who can lay on her back with her lower body lifted up like that and able to balance everything on her terribly shortened leg...while wearing heels.

Melencolia said...

She just thrown a Jumanji. Beware of the quicksand you bendy shiny model!

Kelly Wm. said...

I see these things and I think to myself, "Goddamnit! Have they seen a human before?!"

Allaiyah said...

& to think if he'd made a copy of the area to paste over & clone the edges after slimming her backside with the Sphearize tool, no one might have noticed.

[LaLa] Lauren said...

Also, her elbow is gone behind that flower next to the liquify mess.

Master Hood said...

I feel sorry for this poor girl. Clearly, she is a victim of a transporter malfunction. Look how part of her left arm has rematerialized inside the floor.
The thing I can't understand is why the fill flash likes every part of her body except for her tits.

Ravyn Skye said...

@Isha - ROFL- She DOES look like a manga girl! (Well, she looks cartoonized enough anyway, lol.)

Has anyone else noticed that the hand behind her head appears to have been liquefied as well, and that her knuckles and fingers no longer make sense, as well as one of her fingers (the one closest to her hair) appears near a crudely made shape of solid color that looks neither hair nor finger?

I'm not sure what they meant to draw in there, but it is a solid triangle of color that doesn't match her hand OR her hair.

Yeah, this pic is a mess...

Tifa said...

Wow...there is a much worse shot in the actual collection of Besame 2010 just check out the girl in grey panties..her back is so scrunched in it is ridiculous lmao