Bamseklubben har ✥ppet tv◤ timm❤r om Ɗagen: You'll come for the beaches but stay for the women cruelly chopped in half.
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Blue Village: Beach Erosion
Bamseklubben har ✥ppet tv◤ timm❤r om Ɗagen: You'll come for the beaches but stay for the women cruelly chopped in half.
Thanks to Hanna!
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Maybe she has no legs / torso... just take that in consideration.
But yes, most likely it is just a fail.
Obviously she's just been buried waist-high in sand by a small owl.
Unsubscribering.
Nothing strange about that, the Swedes always buries each others in the sand!
She's buried in the sand. He's practicing giving her mouth to mouth resuscitation, so when the tide comes in, she won't drown.
My boyfriend can do that. Sure, he's a maniacal serial killer who loves to chop women in half, but he's great in the kitchen!
WV andand - And she kissed me and I felt her guts rubbing against my thigh.
Translation: "The 'Bamse'-club is open two hours per day".
I.e. you can leave your children at the children's club (Bamse is a popular Swedish cartoon character) and bury yourselves on the beach, two hours every day!
She was really split about whether to go to the beach in the first place, so part of her stayed home.
@Cosmo: You mistranslated "bamseklubben" . It's a much earlier, perhaps neanderthalic, method of impact courting.
@Kelly Wm., I feel much better now. Thank you.
That's no disaster, it's just pure love. They're so intertwined, one can't see where he ends and she begins.
Honestly though, it's really bad to a Swede. The header about the kids' club makes me think the dude is snogging a child.
Y'know, since this picture is a deliberate and direct rip off of the beach kiss between Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr in From Here To Eternity, it should be mentioned that Kerr had no body in that iconic picture either. Ergo, not a PSD mais un grand hommage.
Here, check it out:
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=lancaster+kiss+eternity
Not a leg man obviously
Who says she was cruelly chopped in half? She may have been chopped in half very humanely. I like to think so anyway.
NOT a PSD. It's obviously some reverse praying mantis mating ritual, where instead of the female eating the male head-first, it's the other way round, where the male eats the female feet-first. He's just got to the end bit.
This general ignorance towards reverse praying mantis people on display here verges on offensive. I'm unsubscribering twice.
Conjoined twin incest is entirely legal in Thailand.
Siamese twins, obviously! One is very butch, the other one much less so. I cannot believe you have such a heterocentered and normative vision of the world, which leaves no place for the disabled.
Unsubscribering.
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No PSD, that's just what happens when the rip tide comes in.
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Not a PSD. She's buried in the sand
That was the only way this dude could hav got a kiss, by pinning her down into the sand...
Waldobaby is perfectly right, this is no PSD but a deliberate take on From Here to Eternity. Jumping to conclusions could be just as embarrassing as making silly PSDs.
Looks like AD of "Jaws" :-)
The tag line on the right lower make so much more sense now:
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quite right waldobaby - so many 'disasters' in this blog are just so mistaken... in this case a hommage as you rightly pointed out.
While there are tons of real disaters, readers plenty of times see things they just dont exist
She was really split about whether to go to the beach in the first place, so part of her stayed home.
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Camping accident!
Is it mandatory to make an unsubscriberizing threat in each comment?
@Waldobaby,
It's clear from looking at those "From Here to Eternity" pictures that Deborah Kerr's body was obviously photoshopped out of the movie, as I've seen a few 'shops in my day. You can even see a small owl just above and to the right of the rocks.
@Amy - To clarify, unsubscribering is NOT mandatory for each post...but it IS mandatory at least once a month - twice a month if you home-school, were home-schooled, or your next door neighbor home-schools. (Read the fine print of the contract.)
This picture is obviously just another "trick of the wide angle camera positioning" incident.
Start the reactor. Free Mars!
Strangely enough, the original movie "still" looks heavily airbrushed when zoomed in [link]
It is probably a scan of a media handout, and not actually from the movie [link]
Damn, I don't think I want to make out with a torso sans ass and legs. :X Besides, you can't exactly hit a home run when the critical equipment is completely missing! lol
It's not a disaster, it's love! Two become one.
She used to be a magician's assistant. Guess she couldn't make ends meet.
eldix--check again, chief.
The swedish half-woman is at an angle that she could only be planted in the sand.
It may be a "homage" to From Here To Eternity but it is still a piece of crap.
Or PSD as they say here
Dude walks down the beach and sees a beautiful woman with no legs. He sits down to talk to her; she says she's never been kissed, so he kisses her. After a while, the tide starts to come in and they are still making out. She says I've never been fucked before. He gets up, looks at the incoming tide and says: well, you're fucked now! and walks away.
Talk about two people becoming one...
Or... Wow! Did you see that shark? It came out of no where!!! Mmmm, smack, mmmmm, mmmmm smack, smooch, smack
@ Donna - imagine my embarrassment, I've been here since the start and have only threatened to unsubscriber ONCE. I'm not even homeschooled either. I do have an owl though (just a small one).
*slinks away*
@John
From here To Eternity was out in the mid fifties, so it had to be PhotoShopped with version 0.03 for an Eniac remote teletype terminal. The yellow paper used really screwed up all the prints, especially the contrast, and entire body parts somehow got dropped.
It wasn't until about '57 or '58 when they boosted the acoustic modem hung on the side up to 110 baud and moved it away from the keyboard relays that PhotoShop started to really show it's promise. It's not fair to compare such obsolete old stuff with the newer pure derivative crap.
Well, at least she can't drown herself having no lungs, right?
@ waldobaby - Get your facts right! Yellow paper had been phased out by the mid fifties. It was more to do with the introduction of William Wanx's colored monitor in '55.
I feel kinda insulted that my childhood hero Bamse is used in connection with such a disastrous picture.
He is better than this!
Why is he making out with that half? Isn't the bottom half more exciting?
WV: sholy
Sholy she should scream shrilly, "I'm severely severed!" on said seashore.
Now you know he has fun with her! He can flip, toss, turn her everywhere, I mean she is only HALF A PERSON how hard could sex be? HA, I wonder what hole he uses? LOLOL
Blogger Mikael Nilsson said...
Translation: "The 'Bamse'-club is open two hours per day".
I.e. you can leave your children at the children's club (Bamse is a popular Swedish cartoon character) and bury yourselves on the beach, two hours every day!
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When I saw this ad for the first time, I immediately thought that the adult man was making out with a child, since the copytext was referring to the children's club. Very disturbing indeed, until I saw that it was just the torso of a woman. Phew!
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