Le Parisien: Main Problem

Seriously, what is wrong with French football?

Le Parisien about French Football PSD
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Not a PSD.
Football midfielder Jeremy Toulalan simply took the coaches too literally when they asked him to be more 'versatile' on the field.
He thought they said 'handy'.  By PoCoLoco

so that's where Maradonna's hand of god disappeared to. By Urnfs
Next Random Photoshop Disaster

36 comments:

Perchik said...

#13 also has a hand on his waist

Malthe said...

#14 has a disappearing left arm?

Allen said...

"Main" problem? Ahahaha. You gotta hand it to the French.

Jonathan said...

No he doesn't Malthe, it's right there on his shoulder.

TwistedTool said...

Uh.. monsieur Toulalan.. uh.. THERE IS A FUCKIN' GHOST BEHIND YOU!!

TwistedTool said...

Now, Jonathan, don't be ridiculous. That is a RIGHT hand!

Kev King said...

Cousin IT from the Adams Family

Angela said...

The French sure like to get handsy with each other.

Urnfs said...
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Urnfs said...

so that's where Maradonna's hand of god disappeared to.

PoCoLoco said...

Not a PSD.

Football midfielder Jeremy Toulalan simply took the coaches too literally when they asked him to be more 'versatile' on the field.

He thought they said 'handy'.

L. said...

hmmm those three guys are the ones that have been punished by the FFF for their involvment in the South Africa strike.
I guess they didn't find any picture with he 3 of them on it, so they created a photoshop materpiece.
Great work.

Alexis said...

This is no ghost, this is Thierry Henry… in fact, they had no picture of him, so they added the best known part of his anatomy !

FrolicFrog said...

Hey guys, don't you know that in France we always need an extra hand to (try to) win a match ? Example Henry... :-)

Lorenzaccio said...

Also, legs and arms colors don't match (14 & 22)

topher said...

nice find.

ThatDeborahGirl said...

PSD is making me question anything and everything I see or read in the news. I feel like everything I see in print is now a lie and I now start with that assumption for every bit of media I consume

Michelle said...

Wow the hand is only one problem, missing arms and extendo arms. Plus some bad cut an paste.

Melencolia said...

If I weren't a Pastafarian I'd say it's the hand of god.

Clarice said...

also a floating hand on #13 waste

PoCoLoco said...

The body language and expression on the face of #22 makes me think he picked the wrong time to trust a fart.

Arno said...

On a more serious note:
Editorial images *shouldn't* be tempered with. That's a big no-no in the land of journalism.
Well-known photographer Feldman recently got fired by Getty Images for cloning out a caddy from an image he shot at a golf tournament.

Things like these may have serious consequences for the photographer involved.



wv: smshmen -> smash men, as in getting rid of people from photographs? ;)

FxFarlakes said...

mèrde...

waldobaby said...

All those wonderfully creative shadows!

GĂ´TĂ´ said...

at the bottom right of the picture is written "photomontage"...

Ravyn Skye said...

They take that 'no hands' rule to an extreme, apparently. XD

melisa said...

I think it's a refreshing change from the usual dvd covers we see here, but yes her arm looks twisted.

ZaphodQB said...

melisa said...

I think it's a refreshing change from the usual dvd covers we see here, but yes her arm looks twisted.

Yeah, they twisted it all the way into the next PSD post!

pilgrimchick said...

Brilliant!! I got a huge laugh out of this.

"Guppy" Honaker said...

A hand on his shoulder where clearly no arm is extended. Maybe the hand is "Thing" from the "Addams Family?"
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fräülein mädchen said...

now that IS scary. we all know of maradonna´s hand of god. but really, who´s hand is this?

RĂşben said...

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M said...

Clearly Intentional. Unsubscriberizing.

Gabriel Dias said...

@ RĂşben: LOL!

Lou said...

You didn't go with illegal use of hands? really?

許・美美 said...

Isn't the same guy also missing an arm? :x