Moet: Scarlett Noupperarmon

Scarlett Noupperarmon
No, see, a wave from the sea is in front of her arm. Or her arm is super bendy! Hey actually I think that's his arm and he's holding the bottle behind his head. The way you do. Actually there's another woman behind them waving the champagne. The photographer probably saw it and decided to keep it in because the camera said "Memory full." Super pro guys do stuff like that all the time, it's called literal thinking. Maybe the guy has an arm growing out of his neck, and they thought he was going to die but they found a cure and that's why they're drinking champagne.

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34 comments:

waldobaby said...

They put the wrong head on the dummy!

waldobaby said...

That has to be HIS arm 'cause her face doesn't agree with the bottle's passion as it's saying "oh, gawd, here we go again" and it's always the guy who pops his cork and spews his bubbly while catching a sneak thumb-feel on a mannequin with a 14 inch waist.

Jay said...

Her tit is as big as her head. SWEET.

passer said...

...but the neck-join shadow is rather slick - good angles.

Malthe said...

Umm.. How 'bout the arm in the front? Looks like a bad splicing..

Jay said...

I think what's most impressive is that she's apparently able to pop open a bottle of champagne using just one thumb.

Jess said...

Never mind her arm, am I the only one who wouldn't have recognized Scarlett Johansson if it weren't for the title?

brian t said...

First time I've seen a straight edge on any boob: must be one of them new-fangled Pyramid implants?

Donna said...

Yeah, it only took her thumb to pop the cork, but look how badly it deformed her left hand thumb!

Love the dark racoon eyes.

Wonder how she walks in that slinky dress with no support for her unusually mammoth boobs.

And what kind of hair products does she use? Some sort that makes your hair so opaque that it not only blocks out the sun's UV rays, but blocks out all sunlight.

Donna said...

If you search the Internet, there are LOTS of tutorials on how to put labels on bottles and make them look authentic.

jambalie said...

no, Jess, you aren't.

doka said...

Ha! Ha! I just got the mannequin head comment.

"Sure, sure, clone the water wherever you need to. Nobody will know the difference. It's just water."

"Oh, you can't get it to look right between their upper chests. That's easy. Just stick a shape or two in there; and don't forget to add some dense shadows. Yeah, a few more dark shapes will help balance the rest of the image!"

Claude said...

Her left arm is obviously having an out of body experience.
Levitation at its best!
But maybe this is what is meant when someone wants to be unattached. (ha ha - Get it?)

And just exactly where is his right arm????

PoCoLoco said...

This is what happens when you cast a 'name' actress in a zombie movie.

Wendy said...

His left hand looks strange too. Especially his thumb.

Carol Ann said...

Do ad agencies even hire photographers anymore? Is that why we're plagued by assemblages of body parts?

ewaffle said...

LVMH, the company that owns Moet & Chandon is the largest and most profitable luxury company in the world. They reported revenues of nine billion euros for the first half of 2010.

But they aren't able to hire an agency to do a decent image for an iconic brand.

How odd.

Anita said...

Do you know, how many bottles of champagne they would have to open, to make the photo perfect?

It's much easier this way.
Beside, nobody will notice.

Karel said...

I tried this with my girlfriend, but no, she can't do it.

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Mrs said...

Why is he wet?

Laura said...

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Angela said...

Um well. At least you can recognize Scarlett Johannson's lips.

Gamebird said...

For me the disaster is how disinterested she looks.

Henrik said...

Can't SOMEONE try and explain how this is "not a PSD" so we can laugh and laugh at you?

DashiellP said...

Clearly it isn't a PSD because her arm is behind her head and everyone knows she has a second shoulder in her arm so that's why she can hold it at an angle like that god this website sucks you can't even tell the difference between someone holding champagne in an incredibly uncomfortable position and an actual PSD.

*gasp*

girlrat said...

There's some shenanigans going on with his hand on her back, too. Looks like they enskinnied poor Scarlett but didn't adjust the dude's fingers accordingly.

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Avoura said...

Scarlett Johansson? I wonder where they found her, very lucky to get a woman to pose who has the same name as a famous actress! This pic though looks nothing like the famous actress of that name. Or maybe she posed for it, the pic looked rubbish, so they photoshopped in someone else's body, arm, face, etc.

Gabriele said...

My God, what happened to her FACE!?

David Spalding said...

That's not Scarlett Johannssonn ... maybe her lips, but nothing else looks like her. And what's up with those eyes? Her right eye looks like a fish's.

I guess someone did the shoot, her left hand was on his assets, and then the AD said, "Where the *%&#'s the champagne?!" Photoshop Kid to the rescue...!

David Spalding said...

That's not Scarlett Johannssonn ... maybe her lips, but nothing else looks like her. And what's up with those eyes? Her right eye looks like a fish's.

I guess someone did the shoot, her left hand was on his assets, and then the AD said, "Where the *%&#'s the champagne?!" Photoshop Kid to the rescue...!

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Gridlock said...

I didn't know SJ had a 12" waist..