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Props to Zeronill! Original is here!
23 comments:
wow, annoying teeny cramped type is annoying.
Her legs are here:
http://www.santanderukgraduates.com/universities.asp
Maybe she doesn't HAVE legs. Ever think of that? Antihandicapism is no indicator of PSDs.
whoa, what is going on with that desk
and also that dude's left arm
Err... so far everyone has missed the actual point of this. Read the text below the image. That is the real disaster! The original has been updated now to remove this error, shame it made it more interesting. Well caught, who ever reads the small print!!
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Wow! Both of the women in the back are missing legs!
Tim your link to the other image sure makes what is going on in this PSD more obvious indeed.
This is surely, as the tag says "A comping trip gone awry"
The two in the back right are awfully friendly for employees!
Tiny petite cute employee girl, a shame about the accident.
At Santander, the pay's not great but the 'fringe benefits' more than make up for it! I'm sorry, is that my hand on your crotch? No? Well... let's change that... there! Better now?
The girl with no legs is a puppet at the hands of the guy at the back.
Why is the man on the left resting his genitals on the ladys hand?
Santander: We need a diverse employee portrait. Grab 6 or so employees and take a picture.
Art Dept: Uh, we have a problem. All the employees seems to hate each other and refuse to pose together for a picture.
Santander: Well, make them! Get the shock collars out if you have to.
Art Dept: Noted. But we have a better idea!
The dude on the front right in the light blue shirt - What is casting those weird shadows under his left armpit? And while we are looking at his armpit, what happen to the corner of the desk? Possibly refraction from a wide angled lens?
Also, where can I get a desk that is lit from underneath its drawers? Very practical.
Red ties are in!!!!
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its hilarious, how can so intelligent and creative people ignore things like that?? may be she was just made this way:)
Ahhh such a creative piece of art :)) very refreshing :)
@Matt - are you serious??
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whatch out! the multi-hand monster is taking the picture, choose a camera in one of its hands and smile!
Ruben - nice!
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