Zeeman: You're Zeeman Now, Dog

Zeeman PSD

Frankie "Four Arms" O'McReilly was one shady customer; he'd already been caught slipping the wax jumbotron to Mad Ginger "The Ambulance" Van Der Plank and now here he was trying to dust off Jack "Untitled" Von Doom Jr with a lawnmower made of sailors. This wasn't going to be pretty.

Thanks to MB!
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37 comments:

KellyGrrl said...

My girlfriend can do that...

A said...

I'd like to believe that the blond boy's t-shirt reads "STILL FASCIST."

Heikki Piirainen said...

Apparently, the demand for children’s four-sleeved jackets was greater than Zeeman ever suspected, and they’re out of stock now: http://www.zeeman.com/getmedia/a3a11d87-b92f-4026-a1b8-e38fa38d87f2/Banner_NL_kinder.jpg.aspx

DanH said...

I'm trying to imagine the explanation for this and I'm struggling...

Adam said...

Look carefully; "Frankie" has two heads, too.

Donna said...

So the kid has four arms. WHY do we ALWAYS have to make fun of people who are different from us?

doka said...

I bet he's home-schooled, too.

PoCoLoco said...

NOT a PSD. Look out behind you, Frankie!

It's plain to anyone whose seen the Star Trek episode "Mirror, Mirror" that Frankie's evil twin is sneaking up behind him. The proof is the Evil Twin's goatee... all evil twins have goatee, which you would clearly see if Frankie would just move his head out of the way.

Paul said...

These are troubled times when a siamese twin cannot be a professional model without being ridiculed.

unsubscribing!

PoCoLoco said...

NO ONE can unsubscribe unless they do it properly!

It's unsubscribERing!

Angela said...

Those aren't arms in the extra sleeves, they're small bald owls!

Unsubscribering!

Bilby P. Dalgyte said...

Brilliant! Now experiments with grafting human body parts together has succeded! mwahahaha

Hayden said...

Aye you're all a bunch of idiots, they're not his arms, they are fake stuffed arms so that when he swings his body around they slap the other children, it's all the rage in Europe.

Gabriel Dias said...

How come no one mentioned Goro and Kintaro from Mortal Kombat?

Side note: my captcha for this message is 'woring'. Well, this PSD is TRULLY "woring".

Joey Flaig said...

Not a PSD! Didn't you know that ZEEMAN caters specifically to conjoined twins and their counterparts, unconjoined twins?
How discriminatory!
Unsubscribering!

Captcha is "hoballpz": Hobo + ball playerz.

Ron said...

I think they overdid the sharpening a bit.

Claude said...

That child could be related to the SpiderLady who has 6 legs and 2 half legs (posted May 26, 2010).

Unsubscribing. (My owl is, too.)

Andrew A. Gill said...

I take it you've never seen a halloween shirt with fake arms before.

Claude said...

Sorry, I mean:
Unsubscribering!

John Riley said...

Ooohhh! The link from Heikki Piirainen at http://tinyurl.com/stalinist indicates that there has been some stalinist revisionist Photochopping going on! Poor Frankie never existed, we are now expected to believe.

JJ said...

That reminds me of a politically uncorrect joke...

jedit said...

My girlfriend can do that. That's why they cast her in The Human Centipede.

Howard said...

This garment has been specially developed for the juvenile criminal classes. Victims are so taken in by the realistic yet fake arms that they do not notice - until it's too late - that they have been relieved of their wallets by the real ones. It also comes with a hood (of course), although in this instance it might be difficult to accommodate both of Frankie's heads. Over to you Zaphod...

Rúben said...

I don't know why you called him Frankie "Four Arms" O'McReilly.

It is clear from the label that his name is Jacke "Four Arms" Fleece.

P.S.: In case anyone are wondering: %sarcasm OFF%

AcemanJones said...

PS- Just an aside observation- Who the fuck is posing these kids? A blind mannequin repair man?

Ravyn Skye said...

Maybe he was just BORN THAT WAY.

GAWD, why are you idiots so ableist!

It's not fair to all the aspiring 4 armed child models in the world!

JFC, next you'll be picking on those with the wrong number of fingers or something!

GOD WHY IS THIS BLOG ALL ABOUT WHAT ~YOU~ JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE THINK IS THE RIGHT NUMBER OF LIMBS AND DIGITS TO HAVE?!?

You people make me SICK!

Dai said...

I think it's really unfair to highlight those three kids just because they've only got two arms - bloody Europeans

Fenevad said...

Do not mock the son of Rama. Quite clearly we have a minor Hindu deity disguised as a young boy. He really has eight arms but has hidden four of them from us.

Miranda said...

D'OH!!!

Chelsea Shirley said...

omg hahaha

Willian Myr said...

He looks like "Goro" From Mortal Kombat...

Melencolia said...

Zeeman is a Dutch budget store. Pretty good deal, 4 sleeves + spare limbs for only €7,99.

Also, the girl on the left was laundered in very hot water.

Captcha: rocksmi. "Look at my 4 arms and 2 heads, I'm totally rocksmi!"

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Torak said...

Better get that kid some help!

Sarppi said...

Guys, guys. It's all in the name. Ever heard about the Zeeman effect?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeman_effect

There are more arms visible because those atomic energy lines just split. Poor kids in a magnetic field!

guimassaro said...

Don't you all know that this kid is the son of Dr. Octopus? Just wait a few year to see more arms growing...

Conformist138 said...

Next time someone claims something can't be a disaster because why-oh-why would a person actually do something so useless (ie- claiming no one would bother shrinking a model's head, thus she must natually be a tiny-headed freak), I'm just gonna send this image. Game, set, match, there is no rival to human idiocy.