Fotolia: I Can't Believe It's Not Butt Hair


I thought I'd never find the right picture for my report on semi-invisible oral sex!

Thanks to Papito! Original is here!
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36 comments:

Gabriel Dias said...

AHAMAGAWD!!!!!
*speechless*

If the previous post wasn't already bad enough, then there's this one!

TwistedTool said...

Maybe he isn't even enjoying oral sex.

All he gets is a butt-hug. ONLY THIS!

PATO said...

ha ha ha ! trop déçu ? ha ha ha!

Daniel said...

Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha as if the image wasn't engough the caption killed me!

Isha said...

Is.. is his butt crack also glued together? I'm really not up to looking that closely.

Morgan said...

On the same page, there's a pic of a body masque that missed the left thigh.

Morgan said...

Isha, his butt isn't glued. He's clenching, lest the guillotine that shaved off his girlfriend at the forearms also get his delicate bits.

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Gamebird said...

His delicate bits are missing altogether. I really haven't eyeballed many young men from the posterior, naked, but I would think there'd be some scrotum visible there under most conditions. Unless, of course, Ms. Partly Invisible has lifted his bits. Or he's lifting his bits.

robgs said...

Blow Me! That's some nice nail polish she's got there..

JAN BRADEL said...

Maybe she's wearing a cloaking device.

Divine said...

That sucks.

Ergo said...

This is the stuff of nightmares. A man wakes up to find his scrotum missing and two arms without a body wrapped around his butt...

Donna said...

OH MY!
Everyone is looking at his butt, and didn't even notice HE HAS NO ARMS!!!!

Celine said...

I'd think a lot of guys would be perfectly happy with just the upper part of the lady, provided she still has a mouth in working order.

Claude said...

How does she bend her left hand thumb like that?

Celine said...

Claude, it appears she has an extra joint in that thumb. It could be why the dude is clenching his butt cheeks... he's afraid of what she can do with that thumb.

wv: flueting - what you call a person with a double-jointed thumb.

waldobaby said...

@Jan Bradel

She clearly is wearing a white burqa. You can't see it because of an unfortunate background color.

@Ergo
If she were vertical and upside down, and her normal (around these here parts) long arms were crossed so tightly her sternum would fold in... It could work!

PoCoLoco said...

*Yawn* Not a PSD.

Just a new line of hand lingerie.

caradjine said...

Oh, this is just safe sex!

Arno said...

@Claud: if you dislocated your thumb, you can do that.

I can, actually, for real.

But yeah... the image... What can we say about that... I hope for the guy her mouth isn't as invisible as the rest of her *grins*





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Julia D. Velázquez said...

Jajajajajaja!!!!!

Jonny Dade said...

Hmmm, well that's handy...

Davidikus said...

Perhaps this is simply disguised advertising / ambush marketing for fotolia?

http://davidikus.blogspot.com/

Michael said...

Lovely! Also the Word Verification: comediz

melisa said...

Just to put some common sense here... I can't see his hands. So until someone proves the contrary I'll believe he is contorting his own manicured hands to scratch his cheeks. Just sayin'

Angela said...

Not a PSD. She's clearly lying on a white table draped with a white cloth that's been lit through a white umbrella. Duh.

Also, he's a testicular cancer survivor who had his butt cheeks glued together by that guy in The Breakfast Club. Unsubscribering!

Kirvi Inci said...

Whoa! A NSFW tag would have been nice for this!

Just clicked on this at work and was not ready for THAT!

Gabrielle said...

Ewww, zoom in on original and his crack does look glued together.

Dai said...

I'm upset now - I thought all men had a two handed penis that but hugged.

Kasey said...

judging by the way his back muscles are flexed, I think he's holding his arms up and out of frame. No excuse for any of the rest of this.

wv:stang 'nuff said.R

"Guppy" Honaker said...

That is funny, invisible oral sex - where did she go?

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Alexis said...

just a hand job in fact

Melencolia said...

Why?????? http://ow.ly/i/43vY

Wendy said...

I agree with Kirvi... this kind of post needs a NSFW behind the jump!

Nina said...

What I don't understand: They could have used the most butt-ugly (sic) model, but they used one with disgusting hands instead. This picture makes me feel sick and all because of those awful claw-like hands.