Monthly Archives: October 2010

Sean Lennon: I Am Not the Walrus

Sean Lennon PSD
The time has come,’ the Walrus said,

  ‘To talk of many things:
Of shoes — and ships — and sealing wax –
  Of Photoshop — and stings –
I wonder as I gaze upon –
  this clipping job so sodden –
Just why I have been pictured in  –
  a room I’ve never trodden. –
There is no need to thank me –
  for I’ve hardly raised a finger –
Instead thank Ted in marketing –
  whose pay must be quite meager.
 
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With apologies to Lewis Carroll.

Thanks Grace.

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House: A modern medical miracle


Having been rebuilt following a tragic accident during her brief stint as a magician’s assistant, Cuddy has found enormous strength through her love for Dr House. Now, years later, she may walk a bit funny, but she’s one hell of a dancer. You should see her do the twist.
Thanks Mary.
Original: Scanned Poster
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtleneck

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Frank: It’s 2am, and we still have 87 more of these photos to retouch. We’ve got to get a new photographer.
Edwin: I’ve got an idea! Send some to my cousin. He knows PS and he’s crazy enough to do it. His whole room is decorated with turtles.
Frank: Does he know what a woman looks like?
Edwin: I’m sure he’s got a general idea…

Thanks Jlafuent.

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Parental Gratification – Explicitly Content

Stretch Minaj PSD

Dear Stretchy Pink Toy Company Inc,

I’m writing about the Stretch Minaj™ doll that we gave our Becky for her third birthday last Saturday. Within two minutes, the arms popped off, and the legs remained in their stretched-out state.
Stretch Minaj™ suddenly looked as shocked as Becky, and her expression frightened our daughter so much that she ran out of the house screaming. We haven’t seen her since. I’d just like to thank you for this wonderful product, as we were thinking of putting Becky up for adoption anyway.

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PSD Update

Goodbye
Dear Readers of Photoshop Disasters,
As some of the more astute amongst you may have noticed, Photoshop Disasters has recently changed ownership. As with any transition, there have been some changes. For instance, many of you wanted fewer unprompted insults leveled at the homeschooled; that has been achieved. We should be proud of this.
Anyway, please give the new guy a chance.
With love,
Eddie Con Carne (Cosmo7)
The Future
I wanted to thank Cosmo (Eddie) for all the work he has done to the blog over the years and wish him all the best. I have been reading and working with Eddie for the last few weeks to try and make the transition as smooth as possible.
I’m not planning any radical changes to PSD; starting Monday we should have our team in place and be back to producing great content next week.
If you have any questions or comments feel free to send an email to me ( info [@] www.psdisasters.com ).
Thanks,
Vernon
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